191: CRAP!

You may ask why I was looking at the fridge? Simple the balls need to be in a cool place or will start melting in warm areas because of their liquid center and between the cold blooded Kel and the constant freezing Summer the heater was on the setting I can only describe as the 'HELL' setting.

So yeah the balls will melt quickly if they stay in any room in this house. And winter was nearly on us the place has stayed fucking warmer than satan's ball sack....except my room where I leave the vent shut and the windows open or as I like to call my room 'HELL HAS FROZEN OVER'.

I mean I could put them in my room but there's no guarantee that my room will always stay cold.

Then I remembered Kel has her own mini fridge from when she lived upstairs with me.

I went into her room and prayed she brought her mini fridge and was rewarded with easily finding it in the corner. Just in between her bed tables and her closet or should I say next to her dirty laundry pile. Whatever.

I opened the mini fridge and pulled all her shit out stacking them nicely on the top. And put in all the balls. After removing the two trays I was able to stack them nicely in her mini fridge. And was nice enough to put a couple of her cold bottles back in.

Not all of them mind you. Just a couple.

I went back to the boxes and pulled all the items that wouldn't be destroyed in this hot box called a house. Only upside to all to the house constantly being warm was lots and lots of nudity.

Oh goodie mom got me more of her breast oil. Or was it lotion?

I mean it was clear and oil like but it absorbed like lotion.

I shrugged putting that thought to the back of my head.

Yay more Lilith's elixir. Looks like I know where this shit was going.

And finally their beauty products.

Ok not all of the products was THEIRS. Muschi did make a mighty fine pimple cream that I habitually used keeping my outbreaks to a minimal. And their hair products were on point. Though their shaving products though awesome always left my face rather chapped.

Maybe once I can grow a beard without it being stupidly patchy I'll give their beard products a try. But for now I'll remain smoothly shaved.....on both surfaces.

Just a little bit of the lotion always helps with the chapped affect from their shaving products.

Maybe I should look into another shave company or something.

Or I could try their shave butter instead.

I was getting off task. I needed to unload and put away all this stuff so I can search Kelly's room to find my obviously hidden birthday gift.

Eventually I got all the products put away in the right places.

Fuck that took longer than I expected. In my inherit obsession with keeping the place tight and clean I wasted nearly three hours.

I don't have OCD.

I just like a clean place. I don't have a clean obsession....more of a bug and spider problem. That's a rational fear to have. Right?

Anyways the place was clean and I looked it over trying to ignore the obvious elephant in the room that clashed with Kel and my decorating style....mom's new ottoman.

Fuck that thing looks SO out of place with the rest of our decor.

It was a damn eye sore.

Focus Gabe. Birthday present now. Ottoman later.

And I better hurry before Kel or Summer gets home.

I ignored the fact that Kel was at the gym for three damn hours and looked at the clock. I had roughly three more hours before Summer was off and both girl's would be home.

I needed to find their hidden gift....whatever it was.

I walked into Kel's room which was fucking destroyed. There was bags all strewn all over the fucking place. There was shit on her bed. Her closet was open and shit thrown in there.

Yep definitely hurricane Kelly.

When I came in to put away the balls I ignored the mess focusing on putting away their sex essential item.

Now that I was focused on something else I noticed her disaster she called a room.

My eye lightly twitched having the biggest urge to clean this bitch's room and say fuck my gift but shook my head.

Gift now. Clean later....maybe. Might help Kel destroy this room later when I do unspeakable things to her orifices. Both of them.

I looked around going through Kel's bags finding her usual girlie clothing. Leggings. Shirts. Frilly underwear.

Each item I basically tossed out of each bag until the bag was empty then just threw all the clothes back into the bag as one combined ball making each bag bulge.

I searched just about every single bag and item haphazardly thrown around Kel's room to where my tendencies couldn't be ignored anymore.

I sighed as I set about cleaning and organizing Kel's disaster of a room extremely frustrated I couldn't find the girl's gift.....if they got me a gift.

I wondered if they hadn't gotten it yet?

No they said they were going out to get my gift. Didn't they?

They did. So where in the blue blazes was it?

I decided to think as I cleaned.

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