A Corpse as Blue as Lapis Lazuli - Chapter 1

Intro

I guess I should start with introducing myself. My name is Lucinda Rita Star. I presume you’ve heard of me? No? How about David Johnathan Lancer? Have you heard of him? No? What, have you been living under a rock?

I know, I know, I shouldn’t be insulting readers, apparently, it’s a bad practice, but you know, ‘to hell with convention’ right?

If you haven’t guessed yet, I’m as far from a lady as you can imagine. Not all of us can live up to 1940s elegance, and why should we? The world is changing, both mine and Earth.