Scarier Movie II

Introducing: SCARIER MOVIE II



Haunted houses? Boring. Creepy diners? Bring it on. Ghosts that snatch your wig? Now we’re talking!



From the creators of Scarier Movie and questionable life choices comes the parody horror novel of the year that will have you screaming... with laughter!



Follow the dumbest group of ghost hunters in history as they fumble their way through a totally haunted (but they swear it’s not haunted) mansion, face off with creepy poltergeists, flirt with seductive ghosts (R.I.P. Nathan), and discover that splitting up is always the worst idea.



Meet your new favorite team of idiots:



Brad – The jock who thinks punching a ghost will solve all his problems.



Stacey – The cheerleader more concerned about her TikTok views than the literal demon behind her.



Derek – The nerd whose Dungeons & Dragons dice roll won’t save him from getting whacked by a haunted lamp.



Morgana – The goth girl who’s lowkey hoping the ghosts invite her to the afterlife party.



Tammy – The snarky queen who’s just trying not to get killed... again.





Warning: Ghostly apparitions may steal your hair.



Side effects include: uncontrollable laughter, confusion, and an irrational fear of diners with missing letters.



SCARIER MOVIE II: Where death is optional, sarcasm is mandatory, and nothing is scarier than bad decisions.



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