backstory - many life's, many deaths, many rebirths. part 1

warning - mentions of sexual topics. also if you are looking for something serious THIS IS NOT THE PLACE, get out.

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strange, i have the strong urge to monologue about my backstory. . . hmmm, well i guess i could spare some minutes. my brain knows best so i should listen to it.

but, where should i start. . . yeah yeah, probably at the biggening. sNot a star student or anything—not for lack of brains, mind you, but because studying wasn't really my thing. I'd somehow pass without really trying, which I think is kinda impressive. but anyway not relevant. i usually spent my free time play games or... reading fanfics. yeah yeah, i know I'm weird but I legit don't care. judge me, but i know you have way worse addictions.

it was the first day back after winter break, and I was in a great mood, why? cause it was my 18th birthday, after all. so i was strolling along streat probably imagining some music and singing along. when I heard this weird engine noise in the sky. Now, like any normal person, I assumed it was a plane or something, that was the wrong choice as It got louder, and louder and louder and guess what? I turned around to see a PLANE FUCKING CRASHED RIGHT INTO ME. 🪦💀

so next thing I knew, I was well dead. Great birthday, right? eh, ngl there's probably worse birthday's than that. so anyway, you might be asking "oh why is this magnificent queen of a person still alive if she died?" well that's simple my friend

i reincarnated of course. . . into a baby, with my memories intact. i mean it could be worse. the world was a little different but only cause i was born 2 years earlier, yet even as a different person with a different name i still looked exactly the same. well, not that important anyway. since in this life i was treated as a genius since, come on. i am a baby with the knowledge of an 18 year old. of course that makes me a super genius. so i took the nice relaxing life just doin my hobbies thinking that things were the best. until . . . i died, again, on exactly on my 18th birthday. . . 

. . . now now, "it could just be a coincidence" said my naïve past self, since according to them, there was "no way that I was destined to be reincarnated only to die at exactly 18 years old. no way at all", so i reincarnated as a baby. again. this 3rd life was basically the same as the last

living through life as a baby and kept living until 18 when oh, what do we have here. ah yes. i am dead. yippeee. and that was when i realised that there is literally no point in what i do, since i will die. no matter what, on my 18th birthday

so i reincarnated in the 4th world knowing that there is no point in doing anything like getting "experience" since i ain't even going to get to working age. but funnily enough i really didn't care about that. the only i cared about was that i couldn't legally drink alcohol. doesn't mean i cant illegally drink it.

now in this 4th life and slightly different world, i decided that i'll just learn everything i can. since i got this much time, might as well use it. so I learned EVERY martial art i could get my hands on, so now i was at around the top level in kick boxing, normal boxing, karate, taekwondo, judo and kendo. but funnily enough on the 18th.

somehow, the fucking place i was at, got ROBBED, at gun point. what's even more funny. one asked for my wallet, and the other just started blasting the first guy hadn't even finished his scentance. now, this death was not instant, more fun. i had actually gotten used to death so instead of crying, or being in fear. i was calm and confused them by being an ass.

now ahem. a VERY quick re-enactment

"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT" - "i dunno, just felt like it" - "WE NEED MONEY, NOT A FUCKING DEAD TEENAGER" - now i started to talk, despite having lead in my chest "actually, im 18" - the guy who was shouting at his partner, robotically turned around and stared at me, in shocked "HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU, SO CALM" i just shrug "i dunno, hey, ama just die now. see yaaaaaaaah" 💀

so yeah, as you can see. i was already going insane at that point but oh well, next life we go.

but the 5th life was a little different that the last 4, i was now born in Japan... yeah that really didn't change much, except well actually nothing it changed nothing. but hey i learned Japanese, and stuff. but even if I was born in Japan I STILL had my exact same body, slightly dark purple hair, attractive 8/10 face. and sadly my tits never grew past an A. . . at least I looked like I could cosplay and be complimented for it. 

6th life, well um that one, was when i was a man. . . some how still had the same body, just with a dick and no tits. so i just looked like a femboy. isn't that great. oh well, i still grinded for knowledge, femboy or not, i will become smart.

7th life and i was back to having a pussy YAY, but something that was extra cool was i was in marvel. wHAAAAAT? well that was a semi-cool life. i mean yeah i was in marvel but tf was i going to do. i had 0 powers. i was only like peak human. yet some how i was suppose to beat a guy who could just fly through a fucking wall and be completely fine. yep, no thanks. i'll be fine training all by my self thank you very much.

but hey, this life i had a little fun cause when it was the day before i became 18, the Ultron thingy was about to happen, and since i some how remember the exact date when he would start his whole "fuck the humans, kill em all" and kamikazed a city thing.

so obviously, like the intelligent (not) human being i am, i tweeted at iron man that his super awesome Ultron robot thingy that he was making was going to kill all humans.

now, obviously, since this thing was kinda not public yet - whoops - i kinda had the FBI breaking down my door, arresting me and interrogating me with pain. too bad they interrogated during my birthday cause i died. from a light smack. well, sucks to be that guy, he probably got fired cause he killed me. 

now my 8th one . . .

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we'll be skipping it, DO NOT ASK

next was the 9th one and that one was REALLY interesting, since i was reincarnated in the avatar universe. this one was a very fun life as i was born in the fire nation as a high ranking generals daughter. so i had a fuck ton of power over people but what gave me more standing was i was a fire bending prodigy like at 12 i could produce blue flames and even match my father in strength, but i could only barely shoot lighting. eh blue fire is cooler. but anyway the thing that made me a real super prodigy was my fighting prowess which at the moment was better than every one in the fire nation due to my now over 50 years of fighting experience/training. (except people like iroh)

then at 17 i met Ty lee by complete accident but obviously i had to use her. so by using my standing in the world (and some money) i MADE her teach me all she knew about acupuncture, chi points and all of that stuff.

i trained with her for a month but since i met her a bit too late i kinda died mid training against ty lee. . . i feel a little bad for her but at this point i had very little empathy for others, the only ones i would feel bad about would be children, and only if they were cute. dying 10 times and having to go through being A FUCKING USELESS human child for a year or 2 would make you a little insane. hey, at least i can coop with humour. that's why i aint a psycho and i will never be. 

now the 10th life was disappointing as i learned that i could not keep my fire bending, i shed a tear at that information but what ever. at least i kept the knowledge of chi blocking and how to make people flop to the ground like a fish out of water. 

any how this life i decided to learn as much as i could at making shit, robotics and stuff. that's basically all i did and i became REALLY fuck good at it. thank god i did that since this knowledge was PERFECT for the 11th life.

A/N this was rushed, and was cut in half. and was only half proof read soo. eh, what ev.

this will have very little seriousness.