backstory - many life's, many deaths, many rebirths. part 3

kinda short, but i have a head ache from having responsibilities. 

the 12th life was a normal, modern world. but what i realised as a baby was that, not only did my wish stay with me. but some how my ki as well?

well not really my ki per say. i still only had a baby amount of ki, but i could actually feel it, which in my past life's i could not. which was REALLY good, since now. no matter what life i am in. i can allway's shoot a Kamehameha. which is a huge flex on anyone. 

anyway, since the 12th life was a normal world, i became a streamer as a hobby. got rich and opened a Café chain.

now this café chain ain't your ordinary one. why? cause i trained in the art of cooking so much that my recipes are good enough to make an armature into a god of cooking.

now, you might be wondering "why would you do this?" well, it was mostly because i could now eat good food whenever i want with absolute priority.

this life i died in peace, well pieces. yeah, some how a staff member of mine exploded a mother fucking gas Maine. like WTF? and also i definitely should of survived the blast. but some how, i died from it anyway. so another sus point to there being a god that hates me when i turn 18.

now, the 13th life was basically the same, except i realised that i was not in a normal world, no. i was in an anime world. wanna how i know? cause LITTERALLY every one has rainbow as there hair colour. 

but that was all i found anime like of this world, up until i was 17, when a pink haired, green glasses, hair pin wearing guy walked in and ordered a coffee jelly. oh how fun were those 10 months. . . 

OK, 14th life. this one . . . umm, well it's a pretty long one. first thing first, in this one i was in a fantasy world, like those isekai anime. but at least this one was fleshed out. anyway, in this life i was a "demi-human" of the cat variety. thankfully i was not a furry, just a cat-girl. i could live with being a cat girl. a furry is where i draw the line. 

but in this dangerous world, human's were the dominating race and are - who would of guessed it - more RACIST than Instagram reel's comments sections.

so my entire village got burned down, while i was off training. yep... came back to the entire place burning and a solder. . . pumping my sisters with cream. if you know what i mean.

now obviously at this site, i was a bit angry, as one should.

so i massacred them all in cold blood. yeah, um. even at 10, i was a fucking powerhouse. soooo, after that i decided to be a tiny winy little bit more vengeful against the kingdom who did this and . . . burnt the entire kingdom to the ground.

yeah, just had VERY little vengeful craving of killing 1 million people and destroying a kingdom. no biggie. 

At 16, I got hit by a paralysis poison. It didn't fully work thanks to my strength, but it slowed me down enough for the "holy" church to capture me. They threw me in a dungeon for execution, which I actually didn't mind. Technically, they'd be killing me, the god cant do shit about this loop hole now can they.

now i was waiting peacefully in my prison cell waiting for death, but of fucking course, one of the slimy priest, in the middle of the night tried to use me, since "nobody would notice"

well i proved him wrong by copying vegita's whole style and turning into a suicide bomber.

Aaaaaand i knew very well everyone noticed since that last thing i could see was a massive creator, with the entire capital city of holiness completely gone. yeah, they would notice if they were dead.

Also, also i heard that voice from before when i tried to kill my self in the dragon ball verse and this time it let me do it. saying that "this is a suitable suicide attempt." which was neat, i guess vegita is suitable suicide technique. 

I passed into my 15th life with no regrets, buy only after destroying 2 kingdoms and probably killing at least a million people. but hey, they should not have fucked my sister. 

A/N man, dont you love studying.