SPIDER_LOVER

warning
this will have very little seriousness, this fic will have WAY too much slice of life. if you've come for the reality system then be depressed as it'll come in like at chapter 20-ish.
also cringe.

also, just to let you know. i take LONG breaks. so be prepared.

and last thing, I cant really do fight scenes well. so there probably won't be many same-strength ones. there will be many OP beats up weak. but eh.

also, mc does abuse to every important character just because

overpowered as fuck, so over power she even beat goku.

(op mc just fucks around with people)

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a high school girl whose name does not matter, she lived her days going through school. and her hobbies, which were normal stuff like gaming, watching anime, and reading WAY TO MUCH FUCKING fanfics. now she was walking to school reading a "Happy 18th birthday" text when a large ass fucking vehicle hits her, killing her instantly.

but that was not her end as she was reincarnated as a baby. back in the modern world, with her memories intact.  she was confused, shocked, and angered by her death. like she hadn't even drunk alcohol or had sex yet, but as time passed by she accepted the situation.

this second life went even better than the first, she was treated as a genius and had a lot of things as a child. she was given all the entertainment in the world so she was as happy as a golden child could be. . . but then, she died again. her time of death, her 18th birthday. . . 

"suspicious," she thought as her 3rd life started but decided to put that theory on hold, it's just a coincidence. . . 

she died again and now she knew it was not a coincidence. and she could not do jack shit, so she did any normal person in a reincarnation cycle that leads to death at 18. whatever the fuck she wants, so this life she decided to drill knowledge into her brain. . . 

and now the 4th life, yet this was slightly different from the other 3 as now she was in the Marvel universe. well, not important. this life she decides to pick up a few martial arts.

now it was the 5th life and . . . she was now a he, huh.

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after 18 loops of different universes and different universes, different anime, to different manhwa's until she was reincarnated into the Mha universe, the last one.

she, now with her 300 years of knowledge and experience, was basically a master of almost every skill imaginable. what did she do with this knowledge? become a child vigilante.
now at 15 years old, she was bored as fuck and was now waiting for 2 weeks to pass as that was when the UA entrance exam would start.

. . . 

she sat at her counter petting the ever-loving shit out of one of her cats waiting for a customer to walk into her cafe shop when . . .

The loop trial has been completed, you are worthy for the Reality Altering System.
do you accept?

[yes]  [yes]

"Well, you're like a few fucking centuries late."

The Reality Altering System (MHA)

After cleaning the counters and setting up all the fryers, cooktops, and other essentials, I walked over to the door and flipped the sign to "Open." Finally, I took a seat at the counter with a cup of hot choco, kinda been addicted to it recently. "Yeah, I think this'll be the main one," I said, glancing up at the top of the menu, which displayed the logo of the cafe and its name: "The Cozy Night's Cafe – Felines Included."

My gaze drifted to my six unique cats and kittens, each with a distinct personality and aesthetic, all wandering about the café. First, there was Shade, a pitch-black cat in the corner a pitch-black cat creating a black void of darkness around him, he dislikes any type of light, probably due to his quirk, darkness. It does what it says, he can absorb. Or maybe just remove light around his body to create an area of darkness around him. I find it quite cute.

Then there was Snow, a white-furred kitten who was currently halfway phased through a wall. She has a phasing quirk like Mirio. She was an annoying one since she seemed to love jump-scaring anyone and anything. even the other cats. . . but she was just a little white fur baby. who wouldn't want to cuddle with her?

If you haven't guessed by now, all of my cats have quirks. Each of them I found during one of my patrols, as they were either getting beaten, thrown in a box, or tossed off a building, Abandoned in a hole. Or straight up getting stabbed. Like what's with people and their hatred of animals with a quirk? like first Nedzu now cats. and they are O so cute . . . ok maybe not shade, he's edgy. shadow wannabe?

Anyway, the next 2 cats were a pair of grey-furred twins. One female one male. They both were the energetic dumb type as they were at the moment both fighting? Play attacking? Hugging? yk what ignore them. From what I could gather, their quirks are energy-based. One is able to create electricity while the other can absorb electricity and release it later. Also, they are both electric-proof, thankfully. i wont be needing to dealt with any BURNT PUSSY hah, I'm hilarious.

The next one is Lisandra, a white Persian cat that doesn't look like she's grumpy all the time she is also the only breed I could recognize.

She was the lazy, but very clever type. like REALLY fucking clever. Which is her quirk, don't know the exacts, but it's like a dumb-down version of Nezu's. She could probably outsmart most humans if she tried hard enough. Yet all she did was sit anywhere she wanted and nap. Like I once found her napping inside the bathroom and had locked it from the inside so the other cats could not annoy her, and she did this Just so she could nap alone. Which, I for one, don't fault her for. since napping is indeed great.

Now the last one was a young kitten that had dark blue-ish fur, Misty. She was a curious one and had disappeared many times just to come back a few hours later. She could do this easily cause of her quirk, which was just instant teleportation. Like just pop and she is gone. You could blink and she has already started eating your food.

But I'm happy with that, since using her I kinda found out how to use instant transmission. Well sort of, it takes me a whole 5 minutes for it to work but hey, I can teleport and that's all that matters.

now I think that's all, *ding dong* oh and that's the first customer of this branch.

i stood up as he came up to the counter "Good morning, welcome to the cozy night's cafe. how may I help you" I asked with a small smile. . . before it instantly turned into an annoyed frown the second he opened his mouth ". . . aren't you like 12? Why aren't you in school missy! where's your parents!"

. . . brother in crist why the fuck is my first customer a MALE fucking Karen.

A/N yeah, I like slice of life, be prepared for a lot of this before the reality system comes in.

mmmm hot choco - including cats