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{Disclaimer: The women in this book are highly dysfunctional and violent. If you are not a fan of Tsudere's and Yandere's, this might not be your cup of tea, and the MC is an asshole.}

Bane Takashi is a criminal with a knack for getting into trouble—big trouble. After one too many bad choices and a whole lot of theft, he’s got half the world gunning for him. Just when things seem bleak, a mysterious transparent blue woman shows up claiming she's an AI from the future, sent to stop the world from going down the drain. Her solution? Bane has to let his current body die so he can jump into a game world, ten years before it even launches.

When Bane wakes up in the game, he’s in the body of a 5-year-old, but with all his memories still intact. He's stuck on an island with the Village of Heroes at its heart. It's here that Bane starts mastering every type of magic, mysticism, and even some wild stuff like witchcraft and cultivation, all to gear up for the craziness that is Dominion Online.

Things get even more chaotic when Bane meets a fiery woman who seems to have it out for him. But before he can even figure out what’s happening, she’s already planning their wedding! So now, Bane—an immortal human—and his equally immortal and chaotic elf wife are on a wild ride to save the world(s) from these big bads known as the Supreme Ones. His life might not be so bad if she was the only one, but his overwhelming personality ends up pulling a few more dysfunctional women into the mess.

It’s a crazy, toxic, and chaotic adventure, and just because Bane’s being called a hero now doesn’t mean he’s leaving his criminal past behind.

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The Married Life Of Immortals

"I am not sure. I have been sick for a long time now. The healers said that it was a sickness of the blood, but they couldn't figure out what it was."

"Do you like this? Or are you going to shut up and let me lick you? Believe me, while you may be cute, you smell like week old garbage left in the sun. I really don't want to know what that tastes like, but here I am, ready to take one for the team," Bane explained.

"Why did you hit me?!" Bane asked as he rubbed the side of his head.

"I didn't know what else to do, and I thought I might faint again if you kept talking," Kaela answered, and Bane sighed as he shook his head.

"Fine, but you are making it harder on both of us. Eve, do you have any other ideas?" Bane asked, and Eve gave him a look that made him flinch. "Never mind, I think I am good."

Chapter 45: Clearly Wrong