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{Disclaimer: The women in this book are highly dysfunctional and violent. If you are not a fan of Tsudere's and Yandere's, this might not be your cup of tea, and the MC is an asshole.}

Bane Takashi is a criminal with a knack for getting into trouble—big trouble. After one too many bad choices and a whole lot of theft, he’s got half the world gunning for him. Just when things seem bleak, a mysterious transparent blue woman shows up claiming she's an AI from the future, sent to stop the world from going down the drain. Her solution? Bane has to let his current body die so he can jump into a game world, ten years before it even launches.

When Bane wakes up in the game, he’s in the body of a 5-year-old, but with all his memories still intact. He's stuck on an island with the Village of Heroes at its heart. It's here that Bane starts mastering every type of magic, mysticism, and even some wild stuff like witchcraft and cultivation, all to gear up for the craziness that is Dominion Online.

Things get even more chaotic when Bane meets a fiery woman who seems to have it out for him. But before he can even figure out what’s happening, she’s already planning their wedding! So now, Bane—an immortal human—and his equally immortal and chaotic elf wife are on a wild ride to save the world(s) from these big bads known as the Supreme Ones. His life might not be so bad if she was the only one, but his overwhelming personality ends up pulling a few more dysfunctional women into the mess.

It’s a crazy, toxic, and chaotic adventure, and just because Bane’s being called a hero now doesn’t mean he’s leaving his criminal past behind.

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The Married Life Of Immortals

"I told you, you are going to have to lick her entire body but you are just licking the same spots, so you are only getting the little bit of blood and sweat those spots are producing. You should be licking the sweatier area of her body like her under arms, neck, inner thigh, and feet," Eve explained, and Bane sighed.

"You mean, you are telling me that I need to lick her armpits? No way, I can't do that, it would be too weird," Bane said, and then he looked at Kaela's blushing face. "And she looks like she is about to pass out or die from embarrassment."

Eve gave him a look, and he sighed before turning to Kaela. "I am just explaining how you need to do this to be the most efficient, while not kissing, which would be much faster, but you are both being difficult. Deal with it."

Chapter 46: Grave Marker