chapter one beep beep

I don't really know what drove me to wake up at 11:00 p.m. and go for a run but I thought it was a good idea at the time can't really tell you it was the best idea I've had all my life with my intestines hanging out, half my face smeared all across the road with barely any flesh still on that side, and me leaving an imprint on somebody else's hood when they were driving around 80 km an hour.

Boy let me tell you I feel like s*** and not even that normal kind of s*** the one in which an animal eats its own s*** so you get s*** out twice that's roughly how I'm feeling all over my body except for my legs which probably isn't a good thing but the same time I'm not too worried since I ain't got lots of time left. When you're done for you can almost feel when the grim reaper is just about to grab your soul besides with the fact that we are at the very least an hour away from the nearest hospital I know I ain't going to survive.

As there is less and less blood carrying precious oxygen to my brain I'm slowly fading in and out with dark spots coming all over my vision but that's a good thing since wouldn't be able to feel pain for much longer... Only for the dark almost winter-esque night to be replaced by what feels like the summer heat and a sun bearing down on me like it's the middle of noon.

The weirdest part is that I hear something moving at a ridiculously fast speed only for me to somehow look through while the black spots and see what looks like a nuclear bomb coming down not even a hundred meters away from my current location and before it explodes all I have time for is one thought and presumably like most other people I would assume that one thought would be what the f*** before bright light, ridiculously loud sound, and a lot more force than when I got hit by that car hitting me almost all the same time.

That was a while ago from what I can guess I'm assuming I must have been launched somewhere somehow instead of being completely atomized by the bomb since I am in some sort of dark cavern in pitch darkness it's been sometime since I was able to gain consciousness but I'm barely able to move now the weird thing is feels like I lost a couple of fingers and my toes feel like they're completely gone.

When I was finally able to start crawling I started digging through whatever was around me it felt almost like the scooping out really dry dirt that were able to somehow clump together to form a rock that's easily breakable whenever you squeeze. Lost track of time a couple of times while I was digging but I'm pretty sure it has been about 10 minutes since I started crawling and shoveling my way out of wherever I am before I finally see daylight and the first thing I noticed is for some f****** reason I'm in the middle of a God damn desert which is only trumped by the second thing I noticed.

I'm f****** blue

To be more specific I'm covered in what looks like navy blue scales all over my body with spikes on my shoulders wrists and where almost every joint is on the other end there's a spike. Remember the whole it feels like I'm missing some fingers and all my toes well no I'm not missing any I just don't have them apparently since my hand is designed to only have two f****** fingers and a thumb which are the size of what looks like sausages and I don't have a single toe it's what you would look like if your foot had all your toes chopped off covered in blue scales and you were still able to somewhat flex it it'd be more accurate to call it a hoof.