So I forgot to tell you but I have panic attacks quite often and right before the bombs went off I was in the middle of my first panic attack because of the oh my God I'm about to die spiel. Well his big brother just showed up and it is absolutely wreaking absolute havoc breath is shallow ears are ringing and everything is just becoming all muted because oh my God I'm a blue freak and by the time I finally freaking calm down it's about 3 hours before sunset which is kind of strange since last time I looked at the sun it was on the opposite end of the sky.
So I am thinking relatively rationally now and so I have no idea where the hell I am so I decided to just start moving one direction until I hopefully find either water for reflection or people I'm honestly hoping it's water for a reflection since I don't think people are going to like seeing whatever the hell I am right now.
As I walk I try to think about what could have happened and I can only really think of a single thing and I know it sounds crazy but hear me out I got isakied.
I know that sounds crazy hell I think I'm crazy right now and this is some sort of like last ditch effort to remain conscious from my brain that's slowly losing oxygen due to the lack of blood and this is just whatever the is happening right now due to that.
But look at it from my perspective I was suddenly bleeding out due to getting hit by a car in the middle of the night only to then be transported to a desert in the middle of noon and then for what looks like a massive missile or bomb to land too close for comfort to go off and me waking up underneath what might have been Rock actual rock you know like bedrock and digging through it like no problem because for some reason I am a blue scaled giant.
All I can think of right now is just I can't believe those animes were right cuz what else other than lack of blood flow delirium could this be other than an isekai so I do what I do best shove the panic down and keep moving for hours on end and I don't feel tired, in fact I don't feel anything you would associate with walking for a long time in the desert. Hunger, thirst, or exhaustion nothing at all the sun is completely set by now and I can see lights in the distance.
As I finally talked to myself saying
"Now I can actually see what kind of ugly mug I have. Hopefully nobody is out and about right now"
Once I get close enough I can make out that it is in fact a gas station one of those 24-hour varieties which is both good and bad.Good because I'll be able to see what I look like, bad because a person might be over there and I'll be able to see how terrifying I am to people here. I do my best to walk around the station to see if there is a restroom on the outside but sadly you need to walk into the store to use the restroom. Before I enter the store I noticed a truck with side mirrors that I can use. I have to bend down in order to get my face in the mirror and I have a spike mohawk, my eyes have no pupils and are a yellow color, I have Elf like ears on the side of my head, and a row of very sharp jacket teeth as I try and give a smile to myself. A few seconds pass as I look into the mirror and then it clicks as I yell in disbelief
"I am A-bomb?!"
Apparently with my increased size comes an increase in volume when I scream and it sounds like the poor cashier heard me and ran out.
Now I want you to imagine if you just heard something yell really loud and you run out and see a nearly 10 ft tall blue monster covered in scales. They do something that most people would do in that situation they panic, scream, pull a gun out, and try to shoot the thing only for the bullet to bounce completely off my chest and go directly into the vehicle's window causing the alarm to sound.
I know him panicking because of two reasons.
1. Someone just try to shoot me
2. I figured out I'm in the Marvel multiverse the one filled with gods, monsters, armies of Nazis and more aliens than one would care to count.
So I am not really in the best state of mind right now and just scream again which scared the poor cashier into running inside the building. Running away is the only really valid option right now due to the fact that she's most likely going to call the cops or dependent on how far we are along the timeline I could get the Avengers on my scaly behind so I got to go.
With a hop, skip, and a super jump away I get the heck out of Dodge.