The Move

We see Kage in his room talking to his lil boo thang. Kage's room is pretty much what you expect from a 18 year old. The only difference is that it's about 3 times as big as a normal sized room. There a lot of anime and comic book wallpapers on these gray walls, a big behind bed, a big behind closet, a big behind tv, and a PS5.

Kage: Yoo wassup babygirl.

Alana: Heyyyy I been good.

This right here is Alana. Kage's lil fine shii ya feel me. She lightskin, around 5 ft 5 blonde hair, and she a bad jawn. She thick with a big behind butt. Mmmm she got some titties on her too. Gyatt!

Alana: I had a long day though, a pretty crazy day too. Oh my god, I think one of my teachers and the student got some freaky s**t going on. No, I KNOW they got some freaky s**t going on cause oh my god. Kage tell me why I literally saw one of the students getting really close to the teacher after class and it gets crazier—-

As Alana is rambling on about her day, Kage is just looking at her eyes, and looking at other body parts too...while Alana is talking about how the teacher was getting top from one of the students so the student can get "Extra Credit", Kage is just imagining Alana touting that shii up while Kage is hitting that jawn from the ba——

Alana: Then some dreadhead try to talk to me.

Kage: WHAT?!?!?

Kage snaps out of this day dreaming and looks dead at the camera.

Kage: WHO? WHERE HE LIVE? I'LL WHOOP HIS A**, BABYGIRL!!

Alana: Calm downnn Kage, ain't nun crazy happen. You know I don't like dreadheads.

Kage: You don't?

Alana: Nooo, I don't want no dreadhead n***a, and he was ugly.

Kage: Oh alright, I was bout to say I was gonna pull up at homeboy's crib with them Mike Tyson hands ya feel me? Naw naw with them Muhammad Ali hands!

Alana: Boy you ain't got no hands.

Kage: What you tryna say? Girl I can throw hands hold on.

Kage place the the phone where Alana and see his full body.

Kage: Yeah yeah watch this girl.

Kage starts shadow boxing. Kage lowkey kinda quick with the hands. It looks like he got power in them punches too. He started mocking the Muhammad Ali Quick feet technique and just started mocking other boxers.

Kage: Ush! Ush! Ush! Yeah girl I told you that I can box, stop playing.

Alana starts giggling.

Alana: Ok Kage you can box, my bad.

Kage: Yes ma'am! If any man tries you they getting knocked the f**k out!

Kage goes back to holding his phone and laying on his bed.

Alana: Shii you think you can beat me up?

Kage: I don't hit women, baby. My pops taught me right.

Alana: Okayyy, ya daddy raised a good boy!

Kage: Yes ma'am!

There was a lil bit of silence, but it's all good. Kage still got shawty in the bag.

Alana: So Kage, when you gonna stop playing games with me?

Kage: What you mean?

Alana: When you gonna stop playing games boy?

Kage: Naw, what you talkin bout?

Alana: Boy…..shii I guess you just gotta come here and find out.

Kage: Ouuu what you trying to say?

Alana: I want you to come see me that's what I'm tryna sayyy.

Kage: For real? Aye anytime baby girl, just gotta let me know what's the move.

Alana: Oh you gonna know what the move is when you pull up.

Kage: Alright bet, you better keep that same energy when I slide.

Alana: What you think imma be nervous?

Kage: I don't know are you?

Alana: Boy, never.

Kage: Ok, then there should be no problems then. Just let me know when I can pull up.

Alana: I mean my dad got work at like 5:00 and my mom is working right now until like 8:00. So lowkey, you can pull up at 5:30. You gonna have to be out the house by around 7:00 tho.

Kage: Ok bet, I'm there then!

Alana: Ok bet. Imma send you the addy and we gonna see what you about ok, babyboy?

Kage: Wait what you mean by that?

Alana: My mom's calling. Bye Kage!

Kage: Wait hold on—

Alana hangs up.

Kage: Alright Kage! You got yourself a free ticket to her house. Don't f**k this up! Speaking of f**king things up.

Kage calls the person he got to do his hair.

Kage: Yeah um hello?...yes um you remember my hair appointment?....yes you was gonna do my hair...yeah f**k that appointment....she don't like dreadheads so I ain't getting no dreads....the f**k you getting mad at me for? I'm trying hit and I can't hit if I'm a dreadhead!...man shut the f**k up!

Kage hangs up

Jinaro: Horny a** n***a.

Kage: AYE!

Kage gets up from his bed and looks at Jinaro.

Kage: DAMN N***A, YOU CAN'T KNOCK!?!?!

Jinaro: When have you ever knocked on my door n***a?

Kage: N***a....I could've been butt a** naked right now!

Jinaro: I use to help you tuck up your diapers when you was a young n***a calm that s**t down. Besides, I see that you tryna get butt a** naked for Alana.

Kage: Chilll you gotta let a young n***a do his....wait how long you was here?

Jinaro: Too long.

Kage: F**K!

Jinaro: Yeah I saw them nut a** boxing skills.

Kage: Naw, I can box what you smokin on?

Jinaro: That's what uncle said to make you feel good about yourself?

Kage: AYE! You know what, how about I box you right now.

Jinaro: You ain't boxing s**t.

Kage: Naw, what's good?

Jinaro: Put them hands down n***a.

Kage: Naw n***a you was talking heavy right?

Jinaro: Don't nobody wanna box you!

Kage: Oh alright that's what I thought! All talk no hands.

Jinaro: Youngbull, the only reason we not boxing is cause I don't wanna break ya nose for your lil date.

Kage: You ain't breaking s**t

Jinaro: Don't push me.

Kage: Oh yeah?

Kage walks up to Jinaro and his him a soft push.

Kage: I just pushed you n***a.

Jinaro:.....Alright bet what's good? Them nut a** hands. You bouta get cooked.

Kage: You can't even cook a peanut butter sandwich!

Jinaro: You use a toster for that, dumba**!

Kage: Man, just know you can't box, n***a!

Jinaro: Shut up and box.

Shaqkeem: How about I box both of y'all?

Kage: I'm good.

Jinaro: Yeah you got that.

Not gonna lie, as the narrator, I have no clue where Shaqkeem came from. I could've sworn he was in his room.

Shaqkeem: Oh okay, that's what I thought. Loud a** n***as, I'm tryna sleep!

Jinaro: My fault bro.

Kage: Yeah your fault.

Jinaro: Shut your a**….

Shaqkeem: y'all know when pops coming home?

Jinaro: Oh yeah, pops wanna have a lil family dinner when he gets home.

Shaqkeem: That's not what I asked.

Jinaro speaks under his tongue.

Jinaro: Well d**n n***a.

Jinaro goes back to speaking normally.

Jinaro: Like 30 minutes or so.

Shaqkeem: Oh okay say less. Y'all better get y'all plates first cause you know I be eating the most. I might take a piece of ya chicken and watch y'all cry about it.

Kage: So heartless.

Shaqkeem gets defensive.

Shaqkeem: What you tryna say?

Kage: Nothing. Just trolling man.

Shaqkeem: Oh okay, that's what I thought.

Shaqkeem walk out of Kage's room.

Kage: Dang man you can't close my door?

no response.

Kage:….

Jinaro:...…So, you tryna head to shawty's crib?

Kage: Yeah bro, you already know im tryna d**k her down.

Jinaro: Come on, you ain't actually gonna hit that are you?

Kage: You already know imma hit that.

Jinaro: Yup. F**k waiting until marriage.

Kage: Yeah I can't do all that, I gotta dive in when I get the chance

Jinaro: I was being sarcastic, dumba**!

Kage: What you mean? Don't tell me you actually waiting until marriage.

Jinaro: Yep, sex can wait.

Kage: You better than me man. I could never.

Jinaro changes the topic.

Jinaro:…you know this a Haitian household right?

Kage: So?

Jinaro: Pops and grandma ain't gonna let you out the house. They gonna think you bouta die over there.

Kage: Dang, you right. I guess imma just sneak out then.

Jinaro:....

Kage:...…

Jinaro:...I'll cover for you.

Kage: For real?

Jinaro: Yeah, but what happens when you get back is on you.

Kage: Aye, that's future Kage's problem.

Jinaro: Type s**t. Imma just say you went to ya friends house to study.

Kage: Ok bet! You my mans Jinaro!

Jinaro: Yessir.

Kage and Jinaro messes up the dap up.

Kage: Come on bro.

Jinaro: You the one messing up! Come on now, try that s**t again.

They mess up the dap up again.

Kage: Bro, what you doing?

Jinaro: WHAT YOU DOING N***A! Sweaty a** hands!

Kage: LISTEN, I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS WHEN I WAS TALKING TO SHAWTY OK???

Jinaro: JUST DRY THEM DANG HANDS!

Kage: OK D**N!!!!

Kage flaps his hands too dry them.

Kage: Alright come on.

Kage and Jinaro hits a clean dap up.

Jinaro: There we go!

Kage: Yessir! Aw dang it really was my fault.

Jinaro: Yes it was, so as we're waiting for pops, run the ones on sparkling zero.

Kage: You're getting cooked.

Shaqkeem: I got next.

Jinaro and Kage both get scared.

Kage: OH SHI—- GOD DAMN SHAQKEEM! WHERE YOU BE COMING FROM?

Shaqkeem: What you yelling for?

Kage: I'm sorry.

Jinaro: I should be saying sorry to you for the a** whooping imma give you.

Kage: You ain't whooping s**t.

Jinaro: What's good then?

Suddenly NTJ Tank walks into Kage's room.

NTJ tank: What's good kids?

Kage: Dang, why is everybody just randomly popping up in my room?!? What's next a f**king pornstar gonna pop out my window tryna get some top?

Jinaro smacks the back of Kage's head and whispers to him.

Jinaro: You dumba** n***a you talking to your f**king dad like that is gotta get you whooped n***a! And why the f**k would a pornstar pop out of your window?

As Jinaro is whispering to Kage, Shaqkeem looks through Kage's window and sees Moriah Hills tryna open Kage's window, but then she sees Shaqkeem death staring her and she crawls back down and runs away. Did I read that right what in the actual—-

END OF CHAPTER.

Naw we ain't ending the chapter on that what type of freak——-

END OF THE F**KING CHAPTER