Gaia was a Primordial Goddess, an Ancient Elder Deity, the Mother of All Life—
And yet.
And yet.
As her glowing green eyes traveled down the soaking wet, gloriously muscular, and very, very nude form of the man she had just summoned, she suddenly felt something she had not once experienced in her eternal existence.
Embarrassment.
Her cheeks burned as she tried to look away, but her divine eyes betrayed her.
Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Oh By The Dimiurge, why was she still looking?!
Gaia cleared her throat.
"…H-Huh."
The birds in the grove tilted their heads, mirroring their goddess's internal confusion.
Meanwhile, Ender, still flat on his back, covered in mud, blinked in utter confusion.
Who was this gorgeous green-haired milf?
Why was she staring at him like she just found a legendary artifact?
Why does he feel like he is about to get hit by something really, really unexpected?
And then—
Like a clueless, innocent MILF Goddess who had just discovered peak masculinity, Gaia nodded to herself in approval.
Yes.
Yes.
This man was hers now.
And so, with all the divine authority of an eternal, primordial being, she casually pulled out a garland and a mangal sutra she had specially asked Goddess Parvati to bless.
Then, without hesitation—
She placed the garland around his neck.
He blinked.
Huh?
She then held up the mangalsutra and tilted her head cutely.
"Put it on me," she demanded with the confidence of a woman who just made the best decision of her immortal life.
Ender, still dazed from the sudden kidnapping, obeyed.
Because, obviously, she was gorgeous. And a milf.
And the moment the sacred thread settled around her elegant neck—
Marriage: Complete.
But Gaia, being a Primordial MILF with pure instincts, wasn't finished yet. Before he could even process what just happened—
She grabbed his muddy, shocked, and still very much naked face and kissed him, passionately.
With the force of a goddess who had just realized what desire was, somewhere, the cosmic forces of the universe paused as Gaia, the Mother of Life, just claimed a husband like a caveman claiming fire.
The birds in the grove exploded into a chaotic frenzy at the sight.
The trees whispered excitedly to each other.
The wind whooshed dramatically.
And Ender—
Ender finally came out of his stunned daze.
"—Wait. WHAT?!"
(Ender's Pov)
It took me a second—no, several seconds—to snap out of my dazed, brain-short-circuited state.
Because, to be honest—this woman's beauty was too much.
Those lush green locks, those blue, ocean eyes, that ethereal face that seemed like it belonged to a goddess—oh wait, she was one.
And let's not even talk about those curves—the kind that made me feel like the luckiest bastard alive.
'Who the hell summoned me?!'
That thought barely finished forming in my head before I realized—
Our lips were pressed together.
And not just any kiss—a passionate, hungry, almost instinctive one.
She had grabbed me like a woman who had just discovered desire for the first time, and like the man I was, I took over instantly.
I pulled her closer, deepening the kiss, tilting her head back slightly as I claimed her lips with all the confidence of someone who had just been made a husband by a literal goddess.
And she melted into me.
Her breath hitched.
Her fingers clutched the fabric of my still-wet clothes.
Her body pressed against mine as if I was the only thing keeping her grounded.
And by the gods, she tasted—
Sweet.
Like fresh earth after rain, like the wind carrying the scent of blooming flowers, like honey dripping from nature itself.
Or maybe—maybe it was just my imagination.
Because at that moment, something shifted.
A sensation flooded through me—something awakening, something clicking into place, like a missing part of me had just been found.
And then—
Information surged into my mind.
Like a flood, like a torrent, like the very will of the earth itself speaking to me.
This woman—no, this goddess—
She was Gaia.
The Mother Earth.
The Living Will of the Planet.
The Goddess of Life Itself.
And I had just—
My lips parted from hers, my breath uneven, my heart thundering in my chest as the realization crashed down on me like an anvil.
"Wait. WHAT?!"