51 the One-Who-Gave-Zeus-a-Necklace-and-Started-a-Divine-Catfight.

I am back, honestly I thought I should upload from Monday because new week new rankings but since we don't make it to top 200 I decided to do it now.

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(Mephisto)

Mephisto paced back and forth in his grand, ominous hellish domain, clutching his horns in frustration.

"Aaarhghh, Herobrine!" he roared, his usual smug expression twisted into pure rage. "Why do you always have to ruin my plans?! I should have destroyed you the moment I sensed your existence!"

His furious glare landed on a massive, T-Rex-shaped crater burned into the very fabric of reality—a remnant of the battle between the cosmic lizard and the oversized gorilla on steroids. The very air still crackled with leftover divine energy.

But then— an idea struck him as a metaphorical bulb appeared on the top of his head.

His frown twisted into a devious smirk. "Herobrine's wife is Gaia, right? I wonder how she would react to all this..."

Mephisto knew one thing about gods—they could be unreasonably emotional over the dumbest things.

Gaia? Obsessed with nature.

Buri? Cared more about mead than the fate of the universe.

Surtur? His greatest treasure was some weird cosmic box that let him watch things from alternate 'dimensions.'

Zeus? Constantly hoarding jewelry like a divine hoarder.

Izanagi and Izanami? Their marriage literally fell apart because Izanagi bought some mysterious "gaming consoles" from Herobrine and gifted them to Amaterasu.

(Mephisto didn't know the full details, but apparently, the Shinto pantheon hadn't seen the sun in centuries because Amaterasu refused to leave her room. He assumed it was some kind of divine slumber. In reality? She was just a hardcore NEET grinding level)

Mephisto rubbed his hands together gleefully.

"If I spread the right rumors, Gaia will be furious. Maybe she'll even divorce Herobrine. No, I'm sure of it! Gods are just like that!"

His plan was simple: portray Herobrine as the Evil God of Destruction, the Devourer of Nature, the Chaos Incarnate.

And so, the greatest propaganda campaign Hell had ever seen began.

(Celestia, the City of Herobrine, Overworld)

Achoo!

Herobrine—aka Ender, the Divine Lord, the God-King of Realms, sniffled.

"Someone must be lusting over my divinely glorious body," his eyes narrowed in suspicion.

He glanced over at a massive statue of himself, carved from the purest celestial marble, a monument to his own godly existence.

"I still don't understand why Gaia insisted I keep this thing," he muttered, rubbing his temples. "It's so embarrassing..."

He didn't care about the rumors Mephisto was spreading. He had more important things to worry about. Like taking Gaia on another date.

(Olympia – The Eternal City, Earth)

(A few decades later)

Ender sighed in bliss, enjoying the rare peaceful moment as he and Gaia strolled through the grand marble streets of Olympia, the Eternal City. The golden light of the divine realm bathed everything in an ethereal glow, making it the perfect setting for their date.

That was, until a blinding lightning bolt suddenly crashed in front of them, nearly scorching the pristine streets.

From the fading sparks, a blonde woman with deep blue eyes and an arrogant smirk strutted forward like she owned the place. She carried an aura of absolute confidence—the kind that made Ender instinctively facepalm.

"Ugh, here we go… just when I started forgetting those face-slapping moments," he muttered under his breath.

Gaia annoyed that their date was interrupted, crossed her arms but quickly became amused when she noticed the newcomer eyeing her husband like a piece of divine-grade steak.

With a playful smirk, she leaned in closer to Ender. "Ara~ my love, you're quite the charmer, huh~?" she teased.

Before Ender could reply, the blonde pointed a finger dramatically at him.

"Hey, you! Huma—ahem... Eternal!" she declared. "I am feeling sad today because I recently got 'divorced', so I need someone to… ease my suffering." She then flipped her golden hair back, striking a pose. "And you are lucky, because I, the great Zeus, daughter of Rhea and future God-King of Olympus, am inviting you."

Silence.

Ender raised an eyebrow, not at the audacity—but at the sheer absurdity.

'Wait… Zeus is a woman in this world?' he thought.

That was unexpected. But on the plus side, countless mortal women were probably saved from centuries of Olympian shenanigans.

Still, something felt off. She was nervous. Despite her arrogance, there was an unmistakable hesitation in her stance.

Meanwhile, the bystanders of Olympia—who were well aware of Ender and Gaia's true identities—were already murmuring prayers.

"Arishem, give her soul peace…"

"Should we bury her in the ground or burn her in a bonfire?"

"Well, that's assuming there's anything left of her after this," another whispered. "Herobrine is the God of Destruction for a reason…"

Ender blinked. 'Where the hell did I get that title?'

Just then, three other divine presences made themselves known.

Rhea. Hera. Hestia.

They were watching.

'Oh… that's why she is so nervous? Ender realized? But that didn't lessen his confusion.

Meanwhile, Zeus, getting impatient, stomped her foot.

"You! How dare you ignore me?!" she growled. She moved to grab Ender's collar but… froze.

A shiver ran down her spine.

Her body suddenly felt some primal part of her was screaming in both fear and… something else.

Ender, still unimpressed, finally decided to acknowledge her.

"Yeah? Speak."

Zeus, thrown off by his nonchalance, hesitated. "H-Huh? Eh... Ahem! You!" She quickly regained her composure and pointed at Gaia with a cocky grin.

"I am offering you the pleasure of taking me on a date, Mortal— I mean, Eternal!" she declared, flipping her hair again. "Just like this aunty over here."

*Crack and something snapped—and it wasn't in the sky.

It was Gaia's patience.

Ender took a small step back. "Welp. She's dead." Praying to himself that Hades wouldn't be petty in this universe.

Gaia, with her usual calm and serene smile, gazed at Zeus.

Zeus froze.

Something about that smile terrified her instincts. It felt eerily similar to when her mother, Rhea, got angry—and that was never a good sign.

Her body moved before her brain could process it, her hands instinctively clutching her backside as if expecting a divine spanking.

"You—!" she stammered, stepping backward—only for a vine to suddenly coil around her legs and lift her off the ground like a caught fish.

"Oh shi—"

SLAM—!

Or at least, that's what would have happened if Rhea hadn't appeared out of nowhere, grabbing Gaia's hands and pleading, "Wait, Lady Gaia, please spare my daughter!"

Meanwhile, Hera, who had been standing off to the side, watched the chaos with a smirk. And then, as if deciding to make things even worse, she turned toward Ender with a sultry expression.

"Nngh~ What do you say, Lord?" She flipped her hair dramatically. "Why don't you take me on a date instead of this greedy bitch?"

She pointed at Zeus, who was dangling upside down in the background.

"Hera! Cursing is not a good thing!"

Hestia gasped in shock, wagging her finger like a scolding big sister.

Ender, who had been silently praying for Gaia to handle this mess, turned to her for help—only to immediately give up.

Gaia wasn't even paying attention anymore.

She was deep in conversation with Rhea, the two of them chatting like old friends who just reunited after centuries.

Rhea, in particular, was looking at Gaia with pure admiration, as if she had just met her idol, which has become suspiciously common between most of the female goddesses and cosmic beings.

Ender sighed.

"Welp. I'm doomed."

Zeus crashed face-first onto the ground with an undignified thud, groaning in pain and embarrassment. But neither Gaia nor Rhea paid her any mind.

Instead, Rhea was gazing at Gaia with pure admiration, her eyes literally sparkling as she spoke.

"Lady Gaia, I must say, it is an honor to finally meet you! I have read so much about your wisdom and divine authority over nature, and I have been following your guidance to the best of my ability!"

Gaia, for the first time in a while, felt smug, it wasn't often she got to meet a true fan.

"Oh?" Gaia smiled, crossing her arms. "And what exactly have you been following?"

Rhea excitedly pulled out a worn-out book from her divine robes, the title shining in golden letters.

"How to Manage a Divine Family?"

Gaia's smug aura intensified.

"Ah~ You have good taste, Rhea~", Gaia said. "So, what tips have helped you the most?"

The two goddesses started enthusiastically discussing divine family management.

Meanwhile, Ender had his own problems.

Zeus and Hera were now in a full-blown rivalry, each grabbing onto one of Ender's arms, arguing over who deserved to go on a date with him more.

"Tch! You're just a jealous bitch, Hera!" Zeus sneered.

"Says the brat who tried to steal my jewelry! Maybe if you had some grace, you wouldn't be single right now!" Hera shot back with a smug grin as if she wasn't the one who divorced the former.

"You wanna go, bitch?!"

"Anytime, immature brat!"

They glared daggers at each other, still clinging onto Ender like two fighting cats.

Meanwhile, Hestia—sweet, responsible Hestia—stood beside them, hands on her hips, sighing.

"Honestly, you two, stop fighting. Lord Herobrine please forgive my two innocent and cute sisters."

Ender blinked. "Innocent and cute—?"

"That's why I will be coming along!" Hestia smiled sweetly. "To keep them in check,"

Ender's eye twitched.

He looked toward Gaia for help. Again.

Gaia and Rhea, now sipping divine tea conjured from thin air, were deep in conversation about how to handle rebellious children and overly dramatic husbands.

Ender sighed in defeat. Again.

The moment, he was looking at Gaia with pleading eyes a giant vine had wrapped around his waist and yeeted him off the mountain.

"Have fun, my love, ~" Gaia's voice echoed sweetly.

"GAIA, YOU TRAITOR!"

*THUD

Ender landed perfectly on his feet because he was just that good; unfortunately, so were the three Olympian sisters who had been yeeted with him.

Zeus dusted herself off, scowling, Hera grumbled about getting dirt on her dress.

Hestia simply adjusted her robes as if nothing had happened.

Ender sighed. "So… a date, huh?"

"Obviously!" Zeus crossed her arms. "It was my idea first! So you should take me on the best one!"

"Like hell! You have terrible taste!" Hera snapped. "I should be the one to decide!"

"Fates had said you were literally destined married to the worst man in Olympus, your taste is trash!" Zeus shot back.

"Oh yeah?! And your flirting skills are even worse!"

"What did you say, you jealous bitch?!"

Meanwhile, Hestia had wandered off.

"Ooooh, street food!"

Ender sighed again, realizing this was going to be less of a date and more of an extended babysitting job.

A Few Hours Later...

It was going surprisingly okay.

Hera had found a jewelry shop and was distracted by a pair of earrings, Hestia had discovered sweets and was happily munching on honey cakes.

Zeus was—

"Herobrine, buy me this necklace!"

Ender looked over; Zeus was pointing at a shiny gold necklace with lightning-shaped gems; it looked extremely expensive, and he squinted at the price tag.

"Are you trying to rob me?!"

"What? You are Herobrine! You are basically made of money!"

Ender pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Fine."

Zeus grinned victoriously as Ender paid for the necklace and handed it to her.

Just as she was about to put it on—

Hera suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

"HMPH! That necklace is ugly. Clearly, my taste is superior."

Zeus' eye twitched.

"Oh? Oh? Are you JEALOUS, bitch?"

Hera crossed her arms. "As if. That necklace would look much better on me."

Zeus grinned smugly. "Too bad, it's mine. Herobrine gave it to me~"

Hera snatched it out of Zeus' hands. "Hmm, I think I'll take it instead."

"GIVE IT BACK, YOU BITCH!"

"MAKE ME, YOU BRAT!"

The two launched at each other, tackling and rolling through the marketplace like a pair of feral cats fighting over a fish.

Hestia, who was still eating honey cakes, sighed. "Oh dear. I knew this would happen."

Ender massaged his temples.

And just like that, he got another title- the One-Who-Gave-Zeus-a-Necklace-and-Started-a-Divine-Catfight.

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I was really lazy with this chapter.

Hope you like it.