The Avengers (minus Hulk) and the Fantastic Four stepped into Sun City, and immediately, their jaws dropped.
Traditional Japanese architecture blended seamlessly with divine energy. Every building, every shrine, even the streets had an ethereal glow that made it feel less like a city and more like a realm of the gods.
Thor, of course (being beaten crap out of by Odin), being the only god in the group, immediately took this as a chance to brag.
"This place is full of Shinto gods," he declared dramatically, hands on his hips. "Lady Arkea, are we to meet the God-Queen Amaterasu?"
"Who?" Tony raised an eyebrow.
Thor turned to him as if personally offended.
"Amaterasu, the strongest goddess of Japan! Some say she rivals the All-Father himself!" he said with great respect before adding, "Obviously not in his prime."
As they passed a grand shrine dedicated to Amaterasu, a whiny voice echoed from within.
"Please save me, Doraemon!"
The voice belonged to a young woman who sounded exhausted.
"Mom says I have to stay awake for six months straight and shine like a giant glowing light bulb! That is not fair!"
A blue round figure emerged, brushing his teeth with what looked suspiciously like a toilet brush.
The group froze.
A moment of silence passed.
Then, Spider-Man grinned under his mask.
"Oho, what a cute raccoon! Looks like we found Rocket's cousin!"
The blue figure paused mid-brush as a dark aura surrounded him.
Slowly, he reached into his pocket, pulled out an air pistol, and shot Spider-Man.
*PHEW!
The tiny bullet hit Spider-Man right in the forehead.
The Webhead staggered back dramatically, clutching his head.
"AAAH! I'M HIT! SOMEONE AVENGE ME!" he wailed, collapsing into Johnny Storm's arms, who caught him like a lost lover
The blue figure blew the smoke off the pistol and huffed.
"HOW MANY TIMES have I said this?! I am a cat-modeled robot! NOT A RACCOON!"
Hawkeye blinked. "Wait a second… is that Doraemon?"
"You watch children's cartoons?" Black Widow asked, raising an eyebrow.
"No," Clint huffed, before muttering, "My kid loves him."
He suddenly gasped, fumbling through his pockets.
"I HAVE TO GET A SELFIE!"
Before they could react further, a girl with black hair with golden strands suddenly jumped out of the shrine and tackled Doraemon like a missile.
"DORAAAA!" she squealed.
Doraemon's soul left his body.
"GET OFF ME, YOU CRAZY SUN GODDESS!"
The Avengers and the Fantastic Four just watched in stunned silence.
The girl was Amaterasu, the Shinto Goddess of the Sun, and given the heat they were feeling from her just standing there, this must be true.
And she was currently rubbing her cheek against Doraemon like an obsessed fangirl.
"You didn't visit me last week!" she pouted. "I needed you to recommend new anime!"
"I HAVE A JOB, WOMAN!" Doraemon screamed, trying to escape.
"But I finished watching all of One Piece!"
"HOW?! THAT'S LIKE 1000+ EPISODES!"
"I'M A GODDESS, I HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME!"
The group stared.
Spider-Man leaned over to Johnny.
"…So the literal Sun Goddess is an otaku?"
Johnny nodded.
"I respect it."
Thor, meanwhile, had never looked more mortified in his life.
"Oh by All-father's grace…" he muttered, facepalming.
Seeing another divine figure act like this was deeply humiliating.
"I expected grandeur, wisdom, and divine presence," Thor sighed. "Instead, I find a weeb."
Amaterasu perked up upon hearing him.
"Oh! You're Thor, right? The Norse God?"
Thor straightened up, expecting divine reverence.
"Yes! I am the Prince of Asgard, the God of Thunder!"
Amaterasu tilted her head, then gasped.
"OH! I know you!"
Thor smirked.
"Finally, some respect!"
"You're the guy from Record of Ragnarok!"
Thor froze.
The Avengers snorted.
"Wait, wait," Tony smirked. "She doesn't know you for feats (which was given for obvious reasons). She knows you from a TV show?"
Amaterasu clasped her hands together excitedly.
"Your fight with Lu Bu was so cool! Oh, oh! Can you do the Mjolnir Hammer technique right now?"
Thor looked like he wanted to die.
"…That is not how Mjolnir works."
"Aww." Amaterasu pouted.
Thor groaned, turning to Tony, "Stark, kill me."
Tony patted his shoulder.
"Nah, we need you if some angry monster decides we will be his stairs to becoming the strongest being in the Universe."
While Amaterasu was geeking out over Thor, Doraemon took the chance to escape.
"Arkea, teleport me away from here."
Arkea sighed.
"I can't help you escape from your job."
Doraemon screamed.
Amaterasu turned back.
"Dora-chan, we need to finish the anime list!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—!"
Tony turned to Thor.
"So… strongest Goddess of Japan, huh?"
Thor just turned away suddenly finding the structure of the temple very interesting.
Spider Man suddenly asked out of nowhere, "Where is Hulk by the way?"
(The Almighty Supreme Emperor Kurama's Grand Hidden Sanctuary of Power)
Deep within a realm unseen by mortal eyes, hidden between folds of space and time, lay a majestic sanctuary of power, Kurama's Grand Hidden Village.
This was not just any settlement.
This was a paradise for yokai. A realm built by Kurama himself, where spirit beasts and mystical beings could live free from the meddling of humans and gods alike.
At the center of this grand domain, resting atop a silken throne made of divine clouds, was the one and only—
The Almighty Supreme Emperor Kurama.
Kurama sighed contently as several yokai groomed his tails with the utmost care and devotion.
"Yes, yes… just like that," he muttered, eyes closed in bliss. Nine glorious tails swayed elegantly as a group of fox-eared maidens carefully brushed them, ensuring every single strand of fur was immaculate.
One of them, a five-tailed fox yokai, lowered her head respectfully.
"It is an honor, Kurama-sama."
Kurama gave a haughty chuckle, puffing out his chest.
"Hmph! Of course, it is. To be graced with the privilege of grooming my magnificent tails is an opportunity only a select few may ever receive!"
The other yokai nodded fervently.
"As expected of our Lord!"
"Kurama-sama is truly divine!"
"What an extraordinary fluffy presence!"
Kurama tried to suppress a smirk. Oh, how he loved the sound of their admiration. It was only natural that he, the greatest of all yokai (he isn't even a yokai!), had become their leader, protector, and Supreme Emperor.
But of course, he had absolutely not been trying to build a cult of worshippers!
No, no! That would be ridiculous!
These yokai merely recognized his greatness and wisely devoted themselves to his service.
The fact that they called him "My Lord" and willingly acted as his Fluffy Numbers (a glorified harem) had nothing to do with his ego.
Absolutely nothing.
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Kurama's village was a fortress of wonder.
Ancient trees stretched into the sky, their leaves shimmering like liquid gold. Rivers of pure spiritual energy flowed through the land, nourishing the yokai and enhancing their powers. Traditional Japanese mansions and shrines blended with ethereal structures, their rooftops glistening under an eternal twilight sky.
Here, yokai lived freely, safe from humans and gods who constantly meddled in their affairs.
They had everything they needed—a strong leader, a hidden sanctuary, and the most luxurious tail-grooming facilities known to exist.
Life was perfect.
Kurama was perfect.
But then—
Just as Kurama was about to drift into blissful slumber, tail fluffing at its peak—
BZZZZT!
A hidden dimensional gateway at the edge of his throne room flashed violently.
Kuram''s eyes snapped open.
The yokai gasped.
And before anyone could react—
Bulk and Hulk suddenly crashed through.
BOOOOOM!
Kurama's entire palace shook.
Fluffy maidens screamed.
His tails frizzed up in shock.
His perfect tranquility? DESTROYED.
Kurama immediately sat up, fur bristling in rage.
"WHO DARES DISTURB MY—?!"
His words died in his throat as two absolute units of muscle stood before him.
Bulk the Iron Golem and a green Goliath.
They were massive, radiating sheer raw power—and both looked very, very confused.
Kurama blinked.
The yokai backed away nervously.
The muscle/iron monsters stared at him.
And then—
"GIANT FOX!" Hulk muttered, pointing his finger at him.
"...ACCEPTABLE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY." Bulk the Golem nodded in approval.
Kurama twitched.
His sanctuary was ruined. His peace was shattered.
And these two oversized buffoons had just barged into his realm like they owned the place.
For a moment, Kurama just sat there, twitching.
His yokai subjects held their breath.
Then—
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF FLUFF IS THIS NONSENSE?!" Kurama finally exploded.
"WHO LET THESE BRUTES IN?! WHO DARES TO RUIN MY—?!"
Before he could finish, Hulk casually plopped down onto the floor, causing a mini earthquake.
"I need food,"
Kurama's eye twitched dangerously.
"GET. OUT."
Hulk, leaning back like he owned the place, held out his hand shamelessly, "Food,"
Kurama's entire body shook with rage.
His yokai held each other, terrified.
And then—
"HEROBRINE GIVE ME STRENGTH!" Kurama launched himself at Hulk, claws glowing with yokai energy.
His fluffy maidens shrieked.
"LORD KURAMA, NOOO!"
"PROTECT THE FLUFF!"
"SECURE HIS GLORIOUS TAILS!"
Chaos erupted.
And thus, the Supreme Emperor's perfect life of luxury…
…descended into complete and utter madness.
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Hulk Hungry vs Hulk Angry
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Kurama's Hidden Village
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