The_handsome_fatty

Guys here is my pitch.....
In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the "cheat system" doesn’t quite… cheat?

Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird.

To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos.

Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential.
John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool.

But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded.

Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline.

Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure.

Of course No-harem!

Wings Of Deception

In the eastern region of the zoo, twin limestone mountains loomed over the dense wilderness. Between them lay a maze of caves, their entrances jagged like the mouths of ancient beasts. Most were ordinary—formed by time and erosion—but one was different.

Nestled between the rocky outcrops, a peculiar cave lay hidden beneath a thick veil of green moss. Unlike the surrounding formations of weathered boulders and sharp stone, this cave exuded an eerie vitality, as if it were alive.

Inside, its crude exterior gave way to a vast and surprisingly well-lit chamber. The architecture was primitive yet imposing—wooden beams and stone slabs arranged with a deliberate, almost ritualistic precision. At the far end of the cavern sat a throne, not of gold or jewels, but of bone and hide. A massive tiger's pelt stretched across the floor, its faded stripes serving as a grim reminder of past conquests.

Chapter 27 Court Of Three Fangs King