The_handsome_fatty

Guys here is my pitch.....
In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the "cheat system" doesn’t quite… cheat?

Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird.

To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos.

Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential.
John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool.

But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded.

Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline.

Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure.

Of course No-harem!

Wings Of Deception

Using the same trick, three intelligent beasts pushed through the fifth ring of flames, followed by a quarter of the remaining horde.

Except for the parrots, the other birds retreated to the mountain, settling on the thick branches of the great tree. They cast lingering glances at the mockingbird, anticipation hanging in the air like a storm waiting to break.

Woodie, no longer as enthusiastic, busied herself with her ever-growing magical tree, its branches twisting and pulsing with latent power. Bubble, sharp-eyed and ruthless, silenced any restless murmurs with a single, cold glare. Blackie, unnervingly calm after his first blood-soaked battle, remained perched in quiet contemplation, his dark feathers glistening under the fading light.

John, the mockingbird, shook out his wings and let out a crisp chirp, his tone carrying absolute authority.

"Parrot Hall, burn all the paths in the fifth ring of bonfire."

Chapter 28 Losing Battle Or Just An Amusement Game