Chapter 22: Heaven's Pure Chaos

Need help right now can anyone name a god of evil from any Pantheon

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In Hell

The underworld was quiet well, as quiet as the underworld ever got. Devil nobles were going about their usual business: scheming, sipping wine, and complaining about minor inconveniences. Across the realms, fallen angels were lounging, sharpening their weapons, or plotting their next chaotic endeavor. Everything seemed normal.

The Underworld, Earth, and Grigori Headquarters all simultaneously experienced something... bizarre. The skies lit up with golden light, the air vibrated with an overwhelming aura of divinity, and a voice so powerful it shook mountains echoed across realms.

"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!"

Until the sound.

It started as a low rumble like the entire universe was holding its breath. Then, a guitar riff ripped through the air, followed by a thunderous drumbeat that sent shockwaves through every realm. The ground in Hell trembled, light fixtures in fallen angel strongholds flickered, and even the dimensional gap seemed to shiver.

"What in the abyss is THAT?!" barked Sirzechs Lucifer, leaping to his feet in his grand devil palace. His crimson eyes darted upward, where the sky itself seemed to pulse with rhythm.

"It sounds like…" Serafall Leviathan tilted her head, blinking. "...rock music?"

"Loud rock music," Ajuka added, adjusting his glasses as if that would help him make sense of the situation.

[Cut to Heaven Celestia's Concert]

Meanwhile, in Heaven, the source of the chaos was in full swing. Celestia, the radiant, fun-loving Goddess of the Bible, stood on a massive stage floating amidst the clouds. She was dressed in a celestial rockstar outfit a glowing white leather jacket with gold trim, glittering pants, and boots that shimmered like stars. Her white hair, streaked with gold, flowed behind her as she shredded on a glowing, rune-covered electric guitar.

The Skillet hit "Hero" blasted through divine speakers the size of mountains. Surrounding the stage, millions of angels danced like their halos depended on it. Wings flared, halos tilted sideways, and robes had been swapped for glowsticks and party shirts.

"COME ON, HEAVEN!" Celestia shouted, her voice echoing across dimensions. "WHO WANTS TO BE A HERO TONIGHT?!"

The crowd erupted in cheers. Gabriel, usually the picture of serene grace, was headbanging in the front row, her golden hair whipping around as she waved a glowing staff like a concert baton. Michael, the commander of Heaven's armies, stood off to the side, awkwardly trying to clap along but eventually giving in to the music and fist-pumping.

Angels flew through the air, performing synchronized stunts like a holy mosh pit in three dimensions. The energy was electric, and the music seemed to fuel the very essence of Heaven itself, shaking its foundations in the most glorious way possible.

Back in the underworld, the devils were losing their collective minds.

Sirzechs' mouth was agape. "Is God…throwing a concert?!"

"I didn't even know he liked rock music," Grayfia muttered, her normally stoic expression cracking in disbelief.

"It's shaking the entire underworld!" Serafall squealed, clutching her Magical Girl Levi-tan wand. "This is awesome! But also terrifying!"

In the middle of Kuoh Academy's courtyard, Rias Gremory, and the rest of the ORC froze as the ground beneath their feet trembled. A massive wave of sound rolled over them, making their ears ring.

"What… the hell… is THAT?!" Rias yelled, looking around in panic.

Kiba clutched his hands together, his face pale. "It feels… holy? But also… really, really loud!"

Koneko tilted her head, her usually calm demeanor cracking slightly as her cat ears twitched from the vibrations. "It's coming from Heaven. And… is that electric guitar?"

Akeno smirked, her eyes glowing with a mix of amusement and curiosity. "Looks like the God of the Bible decided to throw a concert. he always did have a flair for theatrics."

Rias crossed her arms, trying to remain composed, though the corner of her mouth twitched. "This feels less like divine judgment and more like… a rock festival."

Suddenly, a heavenly projection appeared in the sky, broadcasting the scene from Heaven. An angel strummed a glowing guitar with such force that golden sparks flew into the air. The lyrics of Hero echoed through the mortal realm:

"I need a hero to save me now…"

Izumi Hyoudou's jaw dropped. "God is playing Skillet?! What even is my life right now?!"

(I changed female Issei name to Izumi sounds so much better)

In the grand hall of a devil noble's estate, the soundwaves from Heaven rattled chandeliers and knocked over goblets of wine. Sirzech Lucifer paused mid-conversation, his crimson eyes narrowing as he tilted his head.

"What… is he doing now?" he muttered, pinching the bridge of his nose.

Across the room, Ajuka Beelzebub was already analyzing the vibrations with a magical device, his expression a mix of fascination and disbelief. "It's some kind of… divine resonance amplified by sound waves. But why in the world is he broadcasting it to the Underworld?"

"Because it's God," Sirzechs sighed. "Subtlety was never his strong suit."

In another corner, Sairaorg Bael grinned, crossing his arms as the music reached a crescendo. "I kind of like it. It's bold. Powerful. Very… him."

Meanwhile, the younger devils who had grown curious about human culture were already nodding their heads to the beat, much to the dismay of their elders.

At Grigori HQ, Azazel was sprawled on a couch, sipping a drink when the first guitar riff hit. He choked mid-sip, coughing as he sat upright.

"What the hell is going on?" he muttered, staring at the vibrating ceiling.

Shemhazai burst into the room, looking alarmed. "It's coming from Heaven. It sounds like… some kind of concert."

Azazel blinked "Concert? Since when does the old man throw concerts?"

The walls shook as the lyrics of "Hero" blasted through the air:

"I need a hero to save me now!"

Azazel snorted, leaning back with a grin. "he got good taste, I'll give him that. Skillet, huh? Alright, old man, I see you." He turned to Shemhazai. "Get the speakers. If Heaven's partying, we're not getting left out."

 in the halls of Asgard, Odin nearly dropped his goblet of mead as the vibrations reached his ears. "By my beard! What is that racket?"

Thor tilted his head, listening intently. "It's… strangely invigorating. Like a battle anthem."

Meanwhile, on Mount Olympus, Zeus frowned, his lightning bolt sparking in irritation. "Does he have to be so loud? The mortals will think it's the end of days!"

Apollo, however, was already tapping his foot to the beat. "It's catchy. I might add it to my next hymn collection."

Back in Heaven, the angels had fully embraced the chaos

"THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!" one angel yelled, leaping off a cloud and landing in the crowd below, where others caught him and tossed him back up in a wave of crowd-surfing wings.

Celestia grinned as the song reached its peak, her voice booming across the cosmos. "THIS ONE'S FOR ALL THE HEROES OUT THERE! LET'S LIGHT UP ON EARTH!"

With one final, earth-shaking chord, a wave of golden light erupted from the stage, spreading warmth and joy across all realms. Even the most stoic of devils, fallen angels, and gods couldn't help but smile as the music faded, leaving a lingering sense of awe in its wake.

When the concert finally ended, the angels were sprawled across Heaven's golden fields, exhausted but exhilarated. Celestia stood on the edge of the stage, holding her guitar in one hand and a microphone in the other.

"THAT'S how we do it in Heaven!" she declared, tossing her guitar into the air, where it dissolved into stardust.

Gabriel stumbled up to her, hair a mess and glowing with sweat. "That… was… amazing. We need to do this every century."

Michael groaned from the ground, still clutching his glowing glowstick. "Can we not? My reputation is in tatters."

Celestia smirked. "Oh, lighten up, Michael. Even the devils were probably rocking out."

Meanwhile

Sirzechs sat at his desk, head in his hands. "We're supposed to be the chaotic ones. Why does Heaven get to have all the fun?"

Serafall danced past him, still humming "Hero". "Who says we can't throw our own concert? I'm calling dibs on DJing!"

Back in heaven

Celestia then turns to Gabriel "So Gabriel when is the meeting with the Shinto and Yokai factions I want to be back to my lab fast so I can test my new armor."

Gabriel showed a bright smile " Yes Mother they both want to have this alliance especially if you find a way to undo the evil pieces lot of Pantheons want that."

Celestia nods her head at that before getting a thoughtful look "We could open up a heaven embassy that helps people undo the evil pieces if they were forced into it and ran. and Michael got you something."

I also created a new weapon for Michael because I plan to make the original Seraphs my new "super" Seraphs and in return, they will all get new weapons that I create myself. Since Michael uses the spear of light as a close and long-range weapon, I created him a new spear similar to but a superior version of the spear of Longinus.

Michael looked so honored and excited like a little kid on Christmas day it was adorable and a tiny bit terrifying when you realized he wanted to test it on a living test subject.

Why are all my children so bloodthirsty, completely forgetting I was thinking of shooting a holy nuke at Hollywood…I have no idea where they are getting it from…can't be me at all.

but now I need to get ready for Kyoto with Gabriel as a guest of Yasaka and Amaterasu. the reception was nothing special as neither I nor Yasaka wanted other factions to have any idea of ​​our alliance. We are working on the trade agreement as both sides can benefited from it. but now comes the most important thing for me anyway.

Getting them to agree to my proposal of offers for military and defense alliances to have angels legally have a angel military on Japan's land without gods or the devil getting mad about that.

I hope this goes fast…I really want to test my spartan armor so badly.