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My buddy sent me a few short videos.  After a while, he said, "Bro, try to look on the bright side."  With a sinking feeling, I opened the videos and saw my wife and her first love going at it like rabbits.  The necklace bouncing on her collarbone was the one I had just given her last week.  After my heart shattered into a million pieces, I shared that video.  1 The sun beat down mercilessly on the bustling city streets as I sat at my desk, immersed in the daily grind. Suddenly, my phone buzzed with a message from

The Daughters Were Actually From My Wife's First Love

I drove to the electronics store and bought a complete set of surveillance equipment.


Then I headed towards the East Side Woods.


This patch of mixed forest had become somewhat of an internet sensation. Every summer, quite a few people would come here for barbecues and camping.


Oh Dashiell, Dashiell, I couldn't help but marvel at how well you knew how to have fun.


I bought about a hundred surveillance cameras in total, convincing the tourists that I was a forest ranger.


As a result, the tourists ended up helping me install the cameras.


We covered nearly every nook and cranny of the East Side Woods.


Then I posted the connection diagram for the cameras at the forest entrance, encouraging visitors to check the feeds themselves.


"If you're planning to come, you can take a look at the live feed first so you don't waste a trip. Also, please help with fire prevention and forest protection..."


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