Chapter 97: "Enter Lady Ravynne, Mistress of the Velvet Storm"
The quest for the Holy Peck had left Kazuya and his crew drained—but life in this absurd world never stayed quiet for long. As the group made their way through the misty mountains of Fluster Peak, a sudden storm rolled in, shrouding the path ahead in swirling clouds.
"Great. Another weather-related disaster," Fergus grumbled, shielding his face from the wind.
"Can't we catch a break?"
Sylvara, ever alert, narrowed her eyes.
"This storm… it's not natural. Something—or someone—is behind it."
Before anyone could respond, lightning cracked across the sky, illuminating a silhouette atop a jagged rock. Standing tall and regal was a woman cloaked in midnight blue robes, embroidered with silver feathers that shimmered with every flash of light.
As the wind whipped her long, flowing hair around her face, she raised a hand, and the storm immediately calmed.
"I was wondering when you'd arrive, Chosen One," she said, her voice as smooth as honeyed silk.
Kazuya blinked.
"Wait… me? Who are you?"
The woman smiled—a smile that could melt hearts and shatter egos in equal measure.
"I am Lady Ravynne, Keeper of the Velvet Storm. And I've been waiting for you."
Meet Lady Ravynne: The Legendary Milf of Fluster Peak
As the mist cleared, the group got a better look at Lady Ravynne. She was stunningly beautiful, with piercing silver eyes that seemed to see right through you. Her elegant robes barely concealed her curves, and her presence exuded a mix of grace, danger, and allure.
Fergus elbowed Kazuya with a goofy grin.
"Bro. Another one? You've got some serious luck."
Kazuya tried to keep his cool, but Lady Ravynne's gaze made it difficult.
"Uh… so, why exactly have you been waiting for me?"
She stepped closer, her heels clicking softly on the rocky path.
"Because you possess the power to change fate itself. But that power must be… refined. And that's where I come in." She gave a sly smile.
"Think of me as your… mentor."
Sylvara crossed her arms, clearly unimpressed.
"And what's in it for you? People don't offer help for free in this world."
Ravynne chuckled softly.
"Ah, the elf is clever. You're right. I have my own reasons. But let's not spoil the mood with talk of deals and bargains. For now, let's… get to know each other better."
The "Training" Begins
Lady Ravynne led the group to her hidden sanctuary, a lavish estate nestled in the mountains, surrounded by enchanted storm clouds that kept it hidden from outsiders.
Inside, the group was treated to a feast of exotic delicacies, with Ravynne taking a particular interest in Kazuya.
"You've already faced many challenges, haven't you?" she asked, pouring him a glass of velvety red wine.
Kazuya shrugged.
"You could say that. Though most of them have been… weird."
Ravynne laughed, a rich, melodic sound.
"Weird is good. It keeps life interesting. But tell me… have you ever faced a challenge of the heart?"
Sylvara, sitting nearby, narrowed her eyes.
"He's doing just fine, thanks."
Ravynne arched an eyebrow.
"Oh? Are you claiming him for yourself, then?"
Sylvara sputtered, her cheeks turning red.
"W-what?! Of course not! He's… he's free to do whatever he wants."
Ravynne smiled knowingly.
"Good. Because I intend to test his… limits."
The Velvet Storm's Trial
Later that evening, Ravynne led Kazuya to a private chamber filled with ancient artifacts and mystical symbols.
"What exactly is this trial?" Kazuya asked, eyeing the glowing symbols on the walls.
Ravynne stepped closer, her voice a whisper.
"It's a test of willpower… and desire."
Kazuya gulped.
"Uh… I'm not sure I'm ready for this."
Ravynne placed a hand on his chest, her touch sending shivers down his spine.
"Don't worry. I'll guide you."
A Comedic Twist
Just as things were starting to heat up, the door burst open, and Fergus barged in with a tray of snacks.
"Hey, you guys want some—whoa!" He stopped mid-sentence, his eyes going wide.
"Am I interrupting something?"
Kazuya groaned.
"Yes, Fergus. Yes, you are."
Ravynne, however, simply laughed.
"Ah, the ever-clueless companion. Every hero needs one."
Fergus grinned sheepishly.
"Hey, I'm just here for the food."
The Mysterious Connection
As the night went on, Kazuya began to realize that Ravynne wasn't just a random milf with a hidden agenda—she seemed to know more about his past and destiny than she let on.
"Why do you care so much about me?" he asked.
Ravynne's gaze softened.
"Because… I've seen what happens if you fail. And I won't let that happen."
Kazuya frowned.
"Fail at what?"
She leaned in close, her voice barely a whisper.
"At saving this world."
To Be Continued…
As the dawn broke, Kazuya found himself more confused than ever, but one thing was clear: Lady Ravynne wasn't just another beautiful distraction—she was a key player in his fate.
Sylvara watched from the shadows, her expression unreadable.
"Another one, huh? Typical Kazuya… always attracting trouble."