Chapter 236: "The Quest for the Forbidden MILF Scrolls"
Previously on MILF Mountain…
Kazuya and his crew escaped through the legendary Call-Your-Mom-First Technique.
Mona and Eleanor were defeated.
But now… a new threat emerges.
A NEW LEGEND BEGINS
Kazuya and the party finally left MILF Mountain behind.
The sun shone brightly.
The air was fresh.
The ground wasn't covered in mom traps.
For the first time in days, Kazuya felt free.
Bradimus stretched. "Man, I swear I could still smell lavender-scented fabric softener."
Sylvara groaned. "Let's never speak of MILF Mountain again."
Lady Ravynne, however, stood in deep thought.
Kazuya raised an eyebrow. "Something wrong?"
She nodded. "You felt it too, didn't you?"
Kazuya hesitated.
Yes. He did.
That strange aura as MILF Mountain collapsed.
As if… something ancient had awakened.
The Goose: "HONK." (Translation: "A great and terrible MILF energy has been unleashed.")
Kazuya gulped. "What does that mean?"
Lady Ravynne turned.
Her eyes were grave.
"It means… the Forbidden MILF Scrolls have been unsealed."
Everyone gasped.
Bradimus: "Bro, what the hell is a Forbidden MILF Scroll?"
Lady Ravynne: "Legend says they contain ultimate MILF wisdom. The secrets of endless youth. The techniques of infinite affection."
Sylvara: "And… this is bad because…?"
Lady Ravynne narrowed her eyes. "**Because if they fall into the wrong hands… they could create the ULTIMATE MOMMY OVERLORD."
💀 DUN DUN DUN. 💀
THE MILF MONASTERY
There was only one place where they could learn more.
🏯 The MILF Monastery. 🏯
A sacred temple hidden deep within the jungle.
Its monks had protected the Forbidden MILF Scrolls for centuries.
But when the party arrived…
They found it in ruins.
🛑 The walls were shattered.
🛑 The sacred tea sets were broken.
🛑 The MILF statues were defiled.
Bradimus stepped over the wreckage. "Damn… someone went full anti-mom here."
An old monk emerged from the rubble.
His robe was tattered.
His aura was powerful.
His skincare routine was immaculate.
"You have come… too late, travelers."
Kazuya: "What happened here?"
The old monk sighed.
"She came. The one they call… the MILF Reaper."
🎶 DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES. 🎶
WHO IS THE MILF REAPER?
Kazuya blinked. "The what now?"
The monk sat cross-legged.
"The MILF Reaper… a woman of unimaginable power. She hunts the strongest moms and steals their essence."
Bradimus choked. "Bro, that sounds illegal."
The monk nodded. "It is."
Lady Ravynne crossed her arms. "If she took the Forbidden MILF Scrolls, what's her goal?"
The monk's eyes darkened.
"To become the Ultimate MILF."
Everyone gasped again.
The Goose: "HONK?!" (Translation: "Impossible!")
Sylvara: "So what do we do?"
The monk sighed.
"There is only one way. You must retrieve the scrolls before she unlocks their secrets.**"
Kazuya clenched his fists. "Where did she go?"
The monk pointed toward the distant mountains.
"She has gone to the Valley of Eternal MILFs."
🎶 DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN. 🎶
THE JOURNEY BEGINS
💨 The team rushed off. 💨
🔥 Their new quest: Stop the MILF Reaper. 🔥
But little did they know…
A mysterious figure watched from the shadows.
She smirked.
Her long silver hair flowed in the wind.
"Come and find me, little hero… if you dare."
💀🔥 TO BE CONTINUED… 🔥💀