Chapter 258: MILF TRIALS – MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE LOCATION: MILF MOUNTAIN – TRIAL CHAMBER

Kazuya stood frozen as three elite MILFs blocked the exit.

Sylvara gripped her sword. "Let's get this over with. What's the trial?"

Lady Ravynne smirked. "Why rush? Afraid you might lose him?"

Sylvara twitched violently.

Kazuya, sensing an impending nuclear detonation, quickly stepped in.

"OKAY! SO! The trial?"

Lady Ravynne raised a finger. "Simple. You must resist temptation."

Kazuya froze.

Sylvara narrowed her eyes. "Explain."

Lady Ravynne sipped her wine. "Oh, it's easy, dear. If Kazuya can endure a full hour without succumbing to any of our… charms, then you win."

Bradimus gasped. "IMPOSSIBLE."

Kazuya broke into a cold sweat.

Celestia jotted notes. "Mathematically speaking… yeah, he's screwed."

Kazuya swallowed hard. "O-One hour?"

Lady Ravynne snapped her fingers.

Music began playing.

A seductive, sultry rhythm.

The three elite MILFs stepped forward.

Kazuya's brain blue-screened.

ROUND ONE: GENERAL HELENA – MUSCLE MOMMY MAYHEM

General Helena cracked her knuckles.

"Let's test your willpower, boy."

She rolled up her sleeves, revealing absurdly sculpted muscles.

Kazuya's primal instincts activated.

"D-Do I have to—"

She flexed.

Kazuya grabbed his own face. "STAY STRONG. STAY STRONG."

Sylvara whispered, "Kazuya, you are shaking."

Bradimus whispered, "Brother, you are WEEPING."

Helena smirked. "Oh? Struggling already?"

She lifted a massive boulder with one hand and crushed it effortlessly.

Celestia took notes. "She is indeed peak MILF-athleticism."

Kazuya bit his lip. "I am built different. I can survive this."

Helena leaned closer. "You sure about that, little man?"

Kazuya: ERROR. SYSTEM OVERLOAD.

Bradimus: "HE'S MALFUNCTIONING!"

Sylvara grabbed Kazuya by the shoulders. "FOCUS, YOU IDIOT!"

Kazuya nodded rapidly. "Right. Right. Focus. Think about—"

Helena flexed again.

Kazuya blacked out for two seconds.

ROUND TWO: MADAM EVANGELINE – THE GLASSES-ADJUSTING STRATEGY

Next up was Madam Evangeline.

She pushed up her glasses.

The light reflected ominously.

"Hmm. A bold young man. Perhaps I should… analyze you?"

Kazuya stepped back. "N-No thanks."

Evangeline smirked. "Oh? Shy?"

She crossed her legs slowly.

Celestia's pen snapped in half. "Okay, even I felt that one."

Kazuya clenched his fists.

"NOT. TODAY."

Evangeline adjusted her glasses again. "Interesting. Your heart rate is rising."

Kazuya took deep breaths. "S-Sylvara, say something!"

Sylvara panicked. "Uhh—uhh—T-Think about taxes!"

Kazuya paled. "OH GOD."

Bradimus whispered, "Smart move, sister."

Evangeline frowned. "Hmph. Clever. But can you resist… THIS?"

She took off her glasses.

Celestia gasped. "SHE'S SERIOUS NOW."

Kazuya felt his willpower shatter.

But just as he was about to descend into the MILF abyss…

Sylvara slapped him.

"STAY IN THE LIGHT, YOU FOOL."

Kazuya snapped out of it.

TWO DOWN. ONE TO GO.

FINAL ROUND: LADY BELLADONNA – SHEER MENACE ENERGY

Belladonna sashayed forward.

Kazuya felt his soul leave his body.

"Dear boy," Belladonna purred, "are you sure you wish to fight fate?"

Kazuya's brain short-circuited.

Belladonna smiled. "Perhaps… you should just surrender."

She placed a single finger on his chin.

Sylvara lunged forward. "THAT'S ENOUGH!"

Lady Ravynne held up a hand. "Ah, ah. If you interfere, he loses."

Sylvara gritted her teeth.

Belladonna leaned closer.

Her voice was barely a whisper.

"Give in, darling~"

Kazuya screamed internally.

Bradimus shouted, "BROTHER, NO!"

Celestia wrote furiously. "Fascinating. This is the MILF Endgame."

But just as Kazuya was about to collapse—

HE REMEMBERED.

"TAXES! BAD CREDIT! STUDENT LOANS!"

Belladonna's charm shattered.

Sylvara cheered. "YOU DID IT!"

Lady Ravynne clapped slowly.

"Impressive. You actually survived."

Kazuya fell to his knees. "I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS."

Lady Ravynne smirked. "Very well. The contract is void. You are free to go."

Kazuya grabbed Sylvara's hand. "WE'RE LEAVING. NOW."

Bradimus saluted. "Brother, you are truly a legend."

Celestia finished writing. "This will make an excellent thesis."

As they fled MILF Mountain once again, Kazuya swore to himself:

"I AM NEVER COMING BACK."

TO BE CONTINUED…