Mistaken Identity, Sweetie Triggers a Vigilante Nightmare

I affectionately called my son "sweetie," which led my soon-to-be daughter-in-law to accuse me of being a home-wrecker. She even brought a group of women, who called themselves the ethical arbiters from the "Home-wrecker Vigilantes," into my residence.

"How dare you tempt a man and then refuse to acknowledge it?" they demanded.

"A lady should uphold traditional values. We, the moral arbiters, are here to discipline those who are ethically bankrupt!"

As they yelled furiously, they began destroying everything in sight. All my valuable antique pieces worth millions were shattered.

My future daughter-in-law went as far as to disfigure my face with a blade. With blood on my hands, I took out my phone and sent a message to my son, Bryce Kingsley: [Your girlfriend has quite an unusual way of meeting the in-laws!]