Kairie

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed.

As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life.

Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. 

Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right?

Wrong.

Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. 

He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test.

And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush.

So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. 

He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom.

Someone definitely needs a miracle.

The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL]

It was a sight to behold: one chipmunk and one mop were kneeling while trying to explain what actually happened.

Ollie initially pouted when he had to kneel like Luca, but he remembered that it was his project that had gotten them into that situation in the first place!

This was the most ridiculous thing ever! Every time Xavier turned around, these two would be up to no good! His mind kept on creating an image of these two dwarves happily discovering a mine and rushing to check on it with shovels and some pails.

And he was right on the money. He just didn't imagine that Luca could and would call forth Sid like he was hailing a cab.

What do you know, when Xavier attempted to summon the mecha to be checked at the headquarters, he was surprised to find that it was gone!

In exchange for taking Luca's innocence, which he couldn't even remember, now, his mecha was being taken away?!

Treatment