Kairie

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed.

As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life.

Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. 

Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right?

Wrong.

Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. 

He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test.

And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush.

So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. 

He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom.

Someone definitely needs a miracle.

The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL]

That's what the lunatics would actually want, but if that wasn't possible, they could survive with spoonfuls every other day.

Because today, someone figured it would be a good day to torture the unsuspecting students of the Academy.

Princess Kira decided to grace the cafeteria with her elegant (domineering) self and figured it was right for her to help those in need.

These people needed access to important information so they could at least be as cultured. Thought Kira as she strutted towards her usual table.

All of this began when the Princess overheard her attendants discussing a very famous online store.

Of course, as the Princess who had always had the best of everything, it was relatively unacceptable for her to be this far out of the loop.

So she searched and subsequently went down the rabbit hole.

Satisfied Customer