Kairie

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed.

As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life.

Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. 

Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right?

Wrong.

Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. 

He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test.

And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush.

So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. 

He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom.

Someone definitely needs a miracle.

The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL]

Now, while one little chipmunk enjoyed a bit of this and that, the same thing actually couldn't be said for everyone in the Empire.

Especially those on the 'Forbidden Fruits of the Final Frontier' Forum.

Ages that actually felt like centuries even when it hasn't even been more than several weeks.

But what can they do when they've all been longing for too much?

And somewhere out there, someone probably had an exact countdown of how long their favorite shop had last been updated.

Several people had been in despair since learning of the probability that the hottest fruit vendor had likely moved on to greener pastures like the private auctions.

While they all felt distressed about the situation, many actually understood.

The vendor was already like a saint.

After selling the products at such astronomically low prices, who could say anything about selfishness?

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