Kairie

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed.

As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life.

Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. 

Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right?

Wrong.

Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. 

He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test.

And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush.

So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. 

He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom.

Someone definitely needs a miracle.

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Thought Dylan, who sat there while bouncing his leg in stress.

None of it was the fault of the products on hand but all the fault of his wayward tastebuds that kept zinging his brain into silence.

The poor live streamer had been trying to make instructional videos for the third time now, only to stop randomly because of several things.

His first attempt at this was a bust. After opening each bottle, he got too hung up on the smell and couldn't remember what to do next.

Then came his second failure: He kept on shaking and trembling so much that he could barely get the ice into the glasses or this blender that had been sent over.

But maybe the worst failure was when he managed to finish making a drink, only to realize that he didn't actually speak for the video!

Just what kind of instructor and influencer was he going to be if he was this bad?!

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