Kairie

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed.

As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life.

Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. 

Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right?

Wrong.

Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. 

He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test.

And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush.

So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. 

He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom.

Someone definitely needs a miracle.

The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL]

Their panic? Completely justified.

By the time Dylan started with the actual topic, even Imperial Princess Gianina was watching!

Little Nina sat cross-legged, completely enraptured, and temporarily disregarded the noble etiquette as she watched Dylan clumsily but seriously unbox the package yet again.

Millions of viewers mirrored her movements—leaning in, eyes locked on the holo screens, watching as the streamer meticulously peeled away the layers of packaging.

The anticipation was palpable, and so was Dylan's tension as he once again relived the first time he opened the box.

Somewhere in the comments, a few people summed up the collective feeling best:

[Is that a sample?! Dylan is shaking too much! What if he drops it?!]

[If he drops a single item, I'm going to lose it!]

[Will sending gifts make him function better? I'll send over a spacecraft!]

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