Kairie

“Unlucky” would be the nice way to describe Lucas’ luck. He wasn’t just down bad. He was practically cursed.

As someone who never asked to exist, he’s had to experience medical torture, imprisonment, and eventually death. And that was just his first life.

Then, just as he thought of escaping his fate, he transmigrates into the body of the Empire’s most useless Flower Vase. 

Great, now he should have status, wealth, and beauty, right?

Wrong.

Because his new body, Young Lord Luca Kyros, was a vegetable. And what’s worse was that no one else seemed to know the truth. To everyone else, he was just your typical rebellious heir. 

He wouldn’t have minded that. He was used to being called a harlot or similar names for being a defective Guide. But the problem was he woke up right smack in the middle of the Royal Military Academy’s Assessment test.

And his double body, the one who should be attending school, perished in an ambush.

So now, he’s forced to resolve his existential crisis while attending a school he never even enrolled in. 

He’ll have to conquer his flimsy body, his brooding roommate, and his picky-eater “dungeon”—all that on top of surviving impending doom.

Someone definitely needs a miracle.

The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL]

People were talking about it on family group chats, work chats, and even with their bosses about being late to work to try their hand at getting a bottle.

However, some bosses were sure that a few employees might be absent because they were either too sad or too happy, depending on the results.

And as much as the bosses would like to say something, what do you tell your employees who were just trying to secure something important for their loved ones?

Because live streamer Dylan didn't even need to say it, as he only smiled when someone asked about the spiritual energy content.

He could've made an even bigger deal about it, but doing that would likely aggravate the already exploding chat barrage.

In fact, he was only able to escape because everyone started transferring their ire and desperation into the Star Mall site to get their hands on a few 'necessary' items.

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