Conspirator

Its Diabolical-
Alex Harper, a regular man from a world much like ours, wakes up one morning to find his life turned upside down. The city around him begins to warp, its skies flickering between strange and terrifying colors, and its people caught in a strange unease. As the laws of nature bend and break, Alex realizes he is not merely a bystander in this chaotic event—he is being drawn into something much bigger.

A system, something straight out of a video game, activates within him, bestowing strange powers and quests as his world collides with another. He finds himself with abilities he never asked for and a destiny he never chose, forced to navigate a reality where even the simplest laws of physics can no longer be trusted.

Marvel X The Boys

Stepping into their apartment, the group barely had time to breathe before—

The door flung open, nearly flying off its hinges.

Standing in the doorway, cape billowing like a dramatic theater kid, was Doctor Strange.

And he looked beyond pissed.

Doctor Strange is Done With Your Bullsh*t

"HARLEY!" Strange roared.

Alex winced. "Oh crap—"

Before he could react, Strange marched in, eyes glowing, hands already sparking with magic.

"Do you have ANY idea what you've done?!"

Alex blinked. "Uhh…brought home a souvenir?"

Strange's eye twitched. "YOU OPENED A PORTAL TO ANOTHER REALITY. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ALARMS THAT SET OFF?"

Alex scratched his head. "Uh. A couple?"

"A couple?!" Strange threw up his hands. "You tore a hole in reality and yanked in a—"

And finally noticed Slayer.

Doctor Strange vs. Slayer – The Stare-Off

The room fell dead silent.

Strange and Slayer stood there, locked in a tense stare-off.

The Sorcerer Supreme, protector of reality.The Doom Slayer, destroyer of literal Hell.

Strange narrowed his eyes.

Just stood there.

"Who…" Strange's voice was quieter now. "Who is that?"

Deadpool clapped his hands together. "Oh, him? That's Doom Slayer! Real chill guy! Very few words! Kinda has a murder kink, but we don't judge!"

Strange looked horrified. "You…brought…DOOM SLAYER…HERE?!"

Alex rubbed the back of his head. "I mean, technically I didn't 'bring' him, he kinda just…stepped through the portal?"

Strange exhaled sharply. "Right. That's it."

He snapped his fingers—

A portal appeared behind Slayer.

Slayer turned, glancing at it.

And stepped forward.

The Final Words of Slayer

The air grew heavy.

…was lean slightly down, until he was face-to-face with Strange.

Then, in that deep, chilling voice, he simply said:

"Don't do that again."

And with that, he stepped through the portal.

Deadpool sighed dramatically. "Welp. There goes our cool factor."

Strange turned back to Alex. "And YOU—"

Alex threw up his hands. "Okay, yeah, I get it, don't mess with portals, lesson learned."

Strange glared. "You BETTER have. Because next time? I won't be so nice."

Alex blinked. "THIS was you being NICE?!"

Strange exhaled sharply, opened another portal, and—

Aftermath – Deadpool's Commentary

Another long silence.

Deadpool patted Alex's shoulder. "Welp, buddy, that's two super-powered badasses who now wanna murder you! You're speedrunning pissing off the universe!"

Butcher sighed. "I need a f**ing drink.*"

Frenchie lit a cigarette. "At least we are home, no?"

Alex groaned, flopping onto the couch. "God, I need sleep."

Deadpool clapped his hands. "OR—pizza!"

Kimiko just facepalmed.

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