Chp: 6 Aeldari War
(Planet-Croesus)
As we were preparing another messenger arrived but this one was obviously from a Chaos God.
As this messenger could barely stop themselves from hiding their urges to fight everyone in the immediate vicinity even with my presence it was obvious who it was from.
"So what does Khorne want."
Now legitimately anyone else wouldn't speak like this to one of Khorne's messengers because they are time bombs pure and Simple.
That doesn't mean I'm not annoyed at the interpretation of my fun.
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I just realized what I've started to Sound like maybe I do need a Vacation earlier than Expected.
I resolved myself to do so when I'm done with the Aeldari.
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Back to Khorne it would seem after some a Interesting conversation with the messenger Khorne was also bored and was willing to partner with me because despite being his opposite it Almost Everything I'm also the most tolerable among the Chaos gods.
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How bad are Nurgle and Tzeentch that KHORNE is irritated at even working with them?
Just
HOW ???
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Anyway this was concluded with Khorne signing up for the Multiverse Jumping shenanigans.
Oh yeah it's going to be entertaining I can tell already.
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Back too the Extermination of the Aeldari Pantheon.
My Head Priestess Aera was leading the Charge with telling me which individuals were worth enhancing (turning into Deamons) and who were trash (their souls were used for fuel for the others Enhancement)
A interesting development was a subtle shift into a Amazon-esk type of culture because the Woman had more power than the men especially since the Enhancement suspiciously only had women as participants.
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Not my problem
I the middle of preparations Isha came forth and informed us of her decision of siding with us.
Not a big surprise considering her history thus far but it was still ultimately her choice to commit to our side.
She was now converted into My first Greater Deamon and looked a little too happy about that.
but it a problem from future Paxamor.
Now after a year of preparation which considering everyone's lifespan involved which is considered a Day in preparation for this grand battle.
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It seems the Aeldari Pantheon wanted to be the one to kick off the fighting with a direct assault of Dark Eldar which they had recruited while I was distracted with Neshy.
Which was responded by overwhelming Skill in place of numbers from the Exodites Now showing strength Equivalent of what space Marines would show in the future.
A few showed distinction on the battlefield such as Lathriel Mooncloud Showing Great leadership and directing Forces were they were needed.
If Rewarding her later.
A interesting turn was little Neshy getting angry and Exploding half the Dark Eldar Army when one of their commanders called her the God of Whores.
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Not gonna lie that was incredibly hilarious especially as both me and Aera turned to her and stared and she just beamed with pride.
After that episode we captured the rest of them for Later.
Now to deal with some idiotic Bitches-i mean 'Gods'.
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After the Attack the I decided to conduct a Preemptive Assault on the Aeldari Pantheon before they Regroup using it as a Glowing opportunity to Strike.
As I walked into the Warp Rift I Gathered some of the power I have accumulated and tried to use it to search for the Aeldari Pantheon.
It was successful because apparently they were Retarded and didn't hide were they were in the Warp.
So I decided to be a petty Bit-God.
I walked essentially to their front door and decided to try and see if I could Mass absorb them it turns out the answer was Yes..yes I could.
Which was anticlimactic but not only comforting but a confidence boost that I could wipe out the nuisance before they could come up with a plan to stop me and Neshy.
Speaking of Neshy I gave her some of the Gods souls as a reward for being behaved during the war which she enjoyed
Something about Neshy she had taken the habit of appearing as a adorable loli but with a twist she alway had a revealing or Slutty outfit which I know is apart of her being but it didn't make it not strange or at times arousing she particularly likes slutty nun clothing,
What?
I'm a CHAOS GOD if I didn't have some depravity I wouldn't really qualify now would I? Now that being said I had limits that I also enforced on others.
Such as the intentional killing of children
Such as a hatred of senseless Murder and child murder especially.
Anyone found engaging in acts such as those are obliterated from even the Warp.
I also decided to inject some of the Gods souls into Isha and Aera Sae to bolster their budding power.
[ 1 week later]
(Planet-Croesus)
During a Victoy Celebration Paxamor received a Suprising visitor,
Khorne decided to show up I a physical form.
But the Suprise was the appearance Khorne took. If he didn't know better he was looking at Lilith from Diablo 4 which was both a Suprise and yet not at the same time.
After all it makes a sick amount of Since that the world would be either Khorne's creation or of eminence fascination to the Being of Chaos.
The real kicker was Khorne as soon as she laid eyes on Neshy proclaimed Herself as Neshy's Big sister.
Well
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Shit