After a car accident, I woke up as the villain in an urban fantasy novel. All I need to do is lay low until the finale, collect my reward, and return to the real world. But why are all these stunning women ignoring the protagonist and clinging to me instead? Are they trying to get me killed faster? Stop wearing stockings and uniforms—go flirt with the overpowered hero instead! Fine, if fate insists on messing with me, I might as well challenge the protagonist head-on. Who says he’s the main character? The title’s still up for grabs!