AN ACQUAINTANCE

At the dawn of the next day i wore my clothes and a jofer for the cold and began to walk to the domus of the Friend of THE WOMAN after she had given me permission to leave. It took me five thousand steps and yes i counted. 

I got there and i truly believed what that boy had said about him being an acquaintance of the King . His compound was big and beautiful , a fountain made of cobblestones flowed water from its centre . There were servants of different tribes and race, some carrying water in their hands or on their heads from the well, some drying food on brown sacks while others, mostly males carried sacks of what i think to be wheat or flour on their heads supposedly into a kitchen i could perceive sweet aromas from.

But there was one male that caught my eye, one who was supposed to be the son of a rich merchant and why would a boy of such status carry two sacks of grounded food on his shoulders. 

ONE SECOND, TWO SECONDS, THREE! His eyes met mine and i could tell the very moment he remembered who i was and the fact that i understood that he had lied . He turned away trying to walk run but the two heavy sacks were obviously hindering him from going far and people were watching . i began to laugh making people to watch me too . 

He eventually dropped them on the floor and begun to run , his legs flailing in the air as if he were running from a debtor . I chased after him who would not, you would right? right. I'm sure everyone who watched me run after him would think he had gotten me pregnant and ran away, the hole in his JERSIB [trousers] was proof that that would never be possible. I picked up a big stick and threw it at his head, perfectly aimed like everything i do . 

He lost balance and fell like a buffle head, I grabbed him by the shoulder pinning him to the wall behind " how did you find me, i bet you were searching everywhere for me, i sure am unforgettable" he said with a smirk on those big lips and he winked at ME! . WHERE DO MEN GET THEIR EGOS FROM. 

"Your ego is too big for that height" he audibly gasped and i internally smiled . 

"Well how did you find me then, pretty girl". that was all he had to say to make me release him from my grip , YuCK.

"Liars are pretty easy to find" i said , he shook his head

"I didn't lie" he defends himself like all liars do . The truth is literally as clear as day and he is still lying

"What"! i say baffled, not a question but an exclamation and he just shrugs his shoulders.

" I know i said i was his son but i mean I am his favourite errand boy , it's basically the same thing".

"BAWE [ fool] you are a servant , i am my TOCHA'S [BOSS] favourite servant but i don't call myself or tell people i am her child!?" He just rolled his eyes. 

"Correction!, i am an errand boy not servant like you" WOWWW.

" Well errand boy you have a hole so big for the world to see your pantas ".

"PERVERT" he pointed accusing me of seeing what anyone with eyes would see but he had a glint in his eyes. I guess we all know who the real pervert is .

We began to walk back to where we had come from, i still had to meet the boy THE WOMAN'S friend wished to introduce me to. 

"I see you two have become acquainted". A familiar voice said . I and errand boy turned at the same time to face the person whose voice we had heard .

And guess who it was , THE FRIEND but what did he mean by ' we have become acquainted ' he surely never meant to introduce me to this idiot but ohh by the look on his face he definitely did.

OH MAN. WHAT LUCK I HAVE.