Golden Pin

"Hey, hey, hey!! No wanking!!" Ava snapped at Chadwick, jabbing a finger in his direction like a strict teacher catching a student mid-misdeed. She turned to Mila, raising an eyebrow. "Mila, why'd you even say that?"

Meanwhile, Chadwick had already turned to leave, but Lia wasn't about to let him off that easily. She cupped her hands around her mouth and shouted after him, "No touching, okay!! Your waifu does all the work... and trust me, we'll know if you don't." Her tone was playful, but there was a mischievous glint in her eyes—like she actually had some way of checking.

*Chad left out of their sight*

Ava crossed her arms and furrowed her brows, thinking about the what Mila had just said, "Hold on... how exactly do you even rate a wank or orgasm on Facebook? Is that seriously what the site's for?"

"I don't even have a Facebook account," Luna Bunny mused, flicking a strand of hair over her shoulder. "But are people are out here leaving detailed reviews of their fingering sessions, wanks, and orgasms?"

"They are," Mila's voice cut in. "And it's worse than that. People also post about their toilet breaks. Pretty sure they don't even wash their hands before they start typing."

There was a pause, then a slow nod of understanding. "So, people are casually reviewing their wanks, orgasms, and toilet sessions? Yeah... I can kinda see why Facebook is so popular now."

Tilting her head in thought, Ava tapped her chin. "So, how do people even rate their wank? Like... is there a scoring system?"

Mila gave a lazy shrug. "Same way you'd rate a movie or leave a Yelp review for a restaurant, really. Five stars, a little summary, maybe a few keywords like 'intense climax' or 'a bit underwhelming, but got the job done.'"

Ava's lips curled into a smirk. "Huh. Sounds easy enough. I consider myself quite the critic, after all... but I critique more serious things, like cat pictures and memes."

"One of my pictures has been sitting pretty in the top 10 of LastPictureYouWankedTo.com for a whole month now," Kandi boasted. "Can you believe it? A month of people... well, appreciating me."

Ava Bunny and the Sparkle Bunnies girls exchanged confused looks. "I've heard about that website. How exactly do you get into the top 10? Did your management team sort it out for you and do all the heavy lifting?"

With an exaggerated wave of her hand, Kandi scoffed. "No, no, no!! When a person wanks to a picture or video, they simply add it to the website. The more people do their business to the same picture, the higher it climbs in the w...ankings… uh, rankings. For some reason, a picture of me interacting with some fat fan is trending right now. I was smiling at him, and now every overweight loser thinks they have a chance with me. Apparently, that turns a lot of people on... I guess. It helps with my music sales, so we encourage fans to use the platform."

Luna Bunny furrowed her brow. "What if some of the votes are fraudulent? Does the website staff not check? Do you need to send proof that you... ya know... to the pictures?"

"It's not something a person would lie about," Kandi said with a shrug. "People are very passionate about their, uh, material."

Ava folded her arms. "But I saw a cat picture in the top 10 before."

"I'm not one to kink-shame," Kandi replied, shrugging. "To each their own, right?"

"And Elon Musk is number one right now," Ava pointed out.

"Well… he bought the website not long ago and placed himself at the top," Kandi sighed. "It's been quite the controversial topic lately."

Seraphina rolled her eyes. "So sick of billionaires buying websites and companies just to shove themselves into the spotlight. sigh"

Lia Bunny watched them all, 6 grown adults having a serious discussion—three bunny girls with oversized ears and fluffy tails, Seraphina, with her tall, imposing physique speaking in a firm, level-headed tone; Kandi, the idol selling millions of songs daily, effortlessly beautiful with a flawless, camera-ready presence; and Mila, the stunning Instagram model with exactly 1,000,002 followers, her elegance and poise undeniable. Six different girls with a similar, bonding interest...which was...

"It's nice we're bonding as six simple girls, all with the common interest of just wanting to have sex with Chadwick and nothing more," Lia said aloud.

Mila nodded slowly, her gaze distant. "When it really comes down to it... we're all pretty much the same. We just want food, shelter, and..."

"Chadwick!" they all shout together, their voices harmonising in unison.

Smiles spread across 6 girls faces, though Ava's dips slightly, her expression shifting to one of contemplation as she begins to speak. "but we can't really compete with his waifu. 2D anime girls are just soooo much more desirable than 3D girls. I mean, just look at their eyes! They're huge, right? And it's not just for, like, fun. Their eyes are made that way to make you totally fall in love with them. They're all big and bright, and it's like they're staring straight into your soul… super cute, super emotional, and they can show all this stuff with just a blink or a look. Plus, their faces? Perfect. Like, no imperfections whatsoever. Everything is just... flawless. No blemishes, no weird angles. They're literally designed to be perfect, and it makes you want to just... love them more. I guess it's like you can't help but feel attached to them because they're this ideal version of beauty and emotion all rolled into one. And it's not even just about how they look; it's about how their designs make you feel, like they're just waiting to pull you into their world."

"That might be true," Seraphina said, a confident smirk curling on her lips as she stood in the corridor, her posture relaxed but commanding. "But one day, he might crave something more... real. Like a 3D woman... someone like me... someone who can really satisfy him in the bedroom." She stood tall, crossing her arms, her gaze sharp and brimming with self-assurance.

Lia, Ava, and Luna Bunny stared at her, their eyes widening. "L-l-like you?!!"

Ava blinked, then added, "Why are you... built so strongly anyway?"

Luna Bunny added, "Not bi-curious."

Lia Bunny further added, "Just curious…"

Seraphina said, "You girls are very clueless if you don't know who I am. I'm Seraphina 'The Seductress' Storm of Brightwater Academy's nude mud wrestling team. I'm undefeated, and nobody's even come close to defeating me."

Luna asked, "Nude mud wrestling team? … Why nude exactly?"

"Because attendance was down," Seraphina explained. "Our teachers suggested we do it completely nude to bring in more attention to the sport. And lo and behold, it worked. Now, wrestling is booming again."

"Of course, the teachers suggested it," Ava muttered under her breath. "Those perverts..."

"Also, doing it nude means my clothes don't get dirty, I can just carry them home with me."

"So... I haven't watched wrestling in a while," Ava said. "I used to be into Sable and Tiger Mask. But, uh, how do you even win in nude mud wrestling match? Is it by pinning them, or making them submit? Wait..." She paused, her curiosity getting the better of her, but she stopped short, unsure if she should ask whether it's all staged.

"No," Seraphina replied, "to win, you have to pin your opponent down and then urinate in their mouth for the win."

The Sparkle Bunnies gasp in unison. "You do what now?!"

Mila casually explained, "That's what we call a 'golden pin.'"

Kandi said boastfully, "But our friend? Never been pinned... by a golden pin."

Ava leaned in, wide-eyed. "Oi… Are you just that strong and can't be... pinned down?"

"That... and whenever someone manages to pin me down and starts to urinate, I start licking," Seraphina explained confidently, her voice steady and assured. "The sensation completely throws them off. They lose focus, overwhelmed by pleasure, and before they can regain control, they collapse off me. That's how I counter the 'golden pin.'"