At Midnight, My Wife Transfers $999,999 to Me

At 3:00 AM, my wife on a business trip transfers $999,999 to me. The message reads: I will love you forever. At the same time, my twin brother sends me a photo of the two of them sleeping in each other's arms. Calmly, I take out the divorce papers and wheel myself away from the home I've lived in for ten years. I know that declarations of love after midnight are just guilt from infidelity. ———— The wife's bank transfer and bedroom photo arrived together in the early hours of the morning. The "I will love you forever" message beneath