chapter 7
1.
"Who do you save first when the English teacher and the language teacher fall into the river?" "Throw the math teacher in with you!"
2.
Yesterday went to a female classmate's home, a former crush, but now married with a daughter, the little girl is very cute said to recognize me as a father, I said: do your father what good ah? The little girl said: you can sleep with your mom, and then look at her mom's face red and lowered her head. I want to say that the little girl is someone to teach her?
3.
Classmates meet with me to complain, said he always night sweats some time ago, a sleep on the sweat, the hospital examination cost several hundred, and then found an old Chinese medicine prescribed ten or so pairs of traditional Chinese medicine, drinking does not work, and day by day. I asked: "Then what? How to cure?" As soon as I asked this, I obviously saw the corners of my classmate's mouth twitch, indignantly said, "I changed a thin quilt."
4.
A girl was penalized for being late for class and was sentenced to run laps in the playground. Unexpectedly, it started to rain and the girl had to run in the rain. A boy with an umbrella came to her side to run with her and moved the umbrella over the girl's head. The girl recognized that the boy had been watching her for a long time, instantly blushed, whispered embarrassed and said: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend ..." The boy looked down and contemplated for a moment, said fondly to the girl: "Want it? This umbrella ten dollars ...
5.
I confessed my love to my goddess today! She shyly asked me to wait for her at the school gate after school, I can't believe that happiness came so suddenly! The long wait passed, and the moment I saw her figure, I slipped away uncontested. I hated my own cowardice, but also hated the knife in the hand of the punk wearing a big gold chain next to her.
6.
Outside the window, it was raining. She looked at me with both eyes, "Meet the parents." I couldn't help but be shaken, so long ago, she was the first time she said such a thing to me, my eyes were teary, a little choked up, and tentatively asked, "Isn't it a little early?" She was surprisingly a bit emotional, "How dare you bargain! You haven't handed in your homework for two days! Call the parents!
7.
When I was a kid, I went to the Internet cafe with some of my classmates after school. As a result, they were caught by their father when they were playing high, and when they came home, their father said softly, "You're sweaty, go and take a bath first. Suddenly I felt that spring has come, so I quickly went to take a bath. Just after undressing, Dad kicked the bathroom door open, holding a whip and said: little brat! Usually told you to take off your clothes do not take off, this time to beat you long memory!
8.
A friend came to visit me from the northeast, and with a party of six, one car wouldn't fit! So I stopped another cab with the intention of showing them the way! Told them again and again to stay close so as not to get lost! I got into the car and said to the master, "Master, someone is following us!" The master nodded at my understanding, a foot of gas and sped out, very fast around a few streets, almost ran a red light! When I came to my senses, the master said to me with a strange expression, "We've lost them.
9.
Something happened at home today that caused my sister to cry. That's when I realized, and it hasn't changed in all these years, that there's only one woman in the world that I will never allow to cry, and that's my sister. Because other girls cry with pear blossoms, but she cries is really ugly.
10.
Just now, my money is missing, in the dormitory turned a bottom of the sky ... still can not find! My classmates lying on the bed leisurely said: maybe fell on the ground, you sweep the floor, maybe sweep out ... So, I swept, or did not find, looking at the clean dormitory, I found a point of problem ...