chapter 6

1.

I have always been known as a quiet female classmates, this morning happened to break the boyfriend cheating, the girl went up to question, the boyfriend not only big talk also want to hit people. The girl angry punch, boyfriend fell to the ground and sent to the hospital, jawbone fracture. It is said that the girl's family tradition of Xingyi Quan, practiced for many years, boxing under three or five big man shall not be close to the body. I just went to see her QQ signature, has changed from "today Beijing windy" to "someday sword in hand, kill all the world negative dogs".

2.

A gentleman who was rushing to work, squeezed into a very crowded bus, and the back part of his coat was caught outside the door, he pulled his coat through the door with all his might, and said bitterly to the conductor, "Miss, I don't care about being squeezed into a sardine, but when you put me into a can of sardines, you should have put my tail in it too.

3.

Once Xiaoming came home from school and said to his mother, "Mom, I'm the strongest in our class, and I'm sure I'll be Hercules in the future." Mom said, "Why are you so sure? Where did you get the confidence." Xiaoming said, "The teacher gave it to me! Our homeroom teacher always says that I'm dragging our whole class down!

4.Turtle was bathing in the river and was seen by a toad. Turtle: Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman like me? See your eyes are about to pop out. Toad: Sister, don't tease me, can't you see that I have goosebumps on my body?

5.Friends moved to a new home, once I have to go over for dinner, the first time to go, into the elevator, followed by a sister, press the elevator floor she pressed first, only to see her take out a comb from the bag, with a comb press the floor button, I think this person must be a cleanliness fetish, can not understand those who have a cleanliness fetish, followed by the turn of my turn to press the finger just put it up, fuck, leakage!

6.

When we first got married, my wife was in charge of cooking, but I found that the rice she cooked was particularly salty, sometimes so salty that I couldn't even swallow it. But I didn't dare to say anything more for fear that my wife would get angry and let me be responsible for cooking in the future. One day when I got off work early, I overlooked my wife put a spoonful of salt in my bowl after she finished the meal. Let's not talk about it, I'll eat first. Today's meal is as salty as ever.

7.

The family was out for a drive in their newly purchased car. Suddenly, the car stopped moving, and the family pushed the car as hard as they could for two hours in the hot sun. The husband stood still: "Now I finally understand what that car dealer meant by his words." The wife wiped the sweat while asking, "What did he say?" "He said this car is very fuel efficient."

8.

Today is the anniversary of three years of marriage with my wife, and I plan to shed some blood and take my wife to a fancy restaurant for a good meal. After telling my wife my idea, I saw her looking at me slyly: "Say, where did you get the money? Where did you hide it? If you don't tell me, you don't want to eat today!"

9.

Xiao Ming's mom was doing a facial mask, when the doorbell rang, Xiao Ming's mom was inconvenient, so she told Xiao Ming "Go open the door, I'm inconvenient now, I can't see anyone." Then Xiao Ming rushed to open the door. He saw that it was his father. As soon as Dad entered the door, he asked Xiao Ming, "Where's your mom? She's not home?" Xiao Ming said, "My mom is doing something convenient to see people."

10.

Teachers often teach in class that you should never laugh when you see the defects and misfortunes of others. One day, Xiao Ming said to his teacher, "A child fell into a puddle in the schoolyard today, and everyone laughed, but only I didn't laugh." "You did the right thing." The teacher praised, "Who fell into the puddle?"" It was me." Ming replied.