Fooling Kick-Ass

"Uncle, where are we going next?" Wei Ziqi looked around and yawned, "Should we find a hotel to stay in? I'm tired and a little hungry!"

"Yeah!"

Li Mu paused, responded lightly, and continued to move forward without changing his expression. Damn, during the three days of preparation, he was busy translating secret manuals and practicing crossbows, and he actually ignored the problem of food and accommodation!

But such a mistake must not be known to the sly little girl next to him.

After all.

He just established the perfect image of a dream maker in front of Wei Ziqi, and it would not be easy to collapse and rebuild it.

Wei Ziqi stopped and said with a tentative tone: "Uncle, you didn't forget to bring money?"

Uh!

Can you see this?

This little girl is Conan!

Li Mu stopped in surprise.

"Sure enough, I was right." Wei Ziqi's face darkened and he said with a pout, "Every time I go to the park, I ask my father for something, but he doesn't have money, so he will just perfunctorily deal with me like you!"

It turned out to be a damn life experience!

Li Mu breathed a sigh of relief. It was enough to have a reasonable explanation. The ability to point out the truth out of the blue really made him a little unbearable!

Li Mu looked at Wei Ziqi and said, "Yes, not only do I have no money, but I also don't have any documents!"

"Ah!" Wei Ziqi widened his eyes and was a little anxious, "Why? Uncle Wizard, why did you make such a low-level mistake? It simply damaged your image in my mind."

"Wei Ziqi, never question your dream maker. I didn't make any mistakes. Money and passports are of no use to us. We don't need to prepare them at all." Li Mu's adaptability was first-class, and he thought of a rhetoric to maintain his image in a blink of an eye.

"Why?" Wei Ziqi asked.

"Think about what you did just now? You beat someone up in the street. If nothing unexpected happens, after tonight, you will be as popular as Kick-Ass on the Internet, attracting the attention of countless people. Although you will be admired by the public, the police will not allow you, a violent person who endangers society, to go unpunished. Maybe you are already on the wanted list!"

"Ah!" Wei Ziqi screamed, obviously realizing the seriousness of the matter.

New York is a country of white people. The skin color and racial characteristics determine that it is not easy for us to hide like Hit-Girl. "Li Mu carefully analyzed their current situation, both to Wei Ziqi and to himself.

Plans can never keep up with changes. Some things must be experienced before the subsequent development can be deduced. In the world of Dagger Legend, Li Mu has already had a deep experience. Most of the plans he made at the beginning were not used.

"Especially you, you didn't prepare a second set of clothes!" In just a few words, Li Mu successfully directed his own mistakes to the little girl, maintaining the image of a dream maker.

"Yes. "Wei Ziqi lowered her head in frustration.

"We two are yellow people, which is conspicuous enough in the Western world. You are still wearing such a dazzling outfit that is more dazzling than a firefly to check into the hotel. Are you going to spend the remaining months in the cell?" Li Mu said.

"I..." Wei Ziqi pouted aggrievedly. Her proud little cleverness was hit hard. Her big eyes were full of panic. "Then what should we do? We can't just cover ourselves with a cardboard box and sleep on the street like homeless people!"

"Of course not." Li Mu said.

"Where are we going to stay tonight?" Wei Ziqi asked.

"Wait a little longer..." Li Mu pondered. For a while, he couldn't think of a suitable way. After all, NY City is also a strange place for him. He is unfamiliar with the place.

"Wait?"

"Wait! "

Two voices with different tones sounded at the same time.

Wei Ziqi looked back and saw Kick-Ass Dave, who was out of breath because of chasing them. At this time, he was holding the wall with one hand, gasping for breath, and waving at them with the other hand.

Obviously, the battle just now consumed a lot of his physical strength.

"Yes, there is still this rubbish that can help us!" The little girl's eyes lit up immediately. She looked at Li Mu with admiration and whispered, "Master Wizard, everything is within your expectations, right!"

"Yes! "

Li Mu kept a smile of planning.

God knows, in his original plan, after the incident just now, Kick-Ass Dave had been eliminated by him!

But now, because of the problem of food and accommodation, his plan had to introduce Kick-Ass Dave again.

Although Dave is a middle school student and stupid, it must be said that in the world of Kick-Ass, he is an upright guy, full of positive energy!

Just like Li Xunhuan in the world of Dagger Legend, he is trustworthy!

Kick-Ass took a breath and staggered to chase after him. When he saw Li Mu with a full beard, he was stunned for a moment, but soon calmed down and said to Wei Ziqi: "Thank you, thank you for saving me!"

"You're welcome, we are on the same path! You are also very brave, Kick-Ass! "Perhaps because she had to rely on Kick-Ass for food and lodging in the future, or perhaps because Kick-Ass's desperate act of saving her just now touched her, the little loli was very polite to him and gave him a thumbs up.

Okay!

This is probably the difference between a stupid teammate and a great teammate!

If Tang Ruoyou were here, she would definitely be waiting for him to come forward to communicate with a confused look on her face, and she would never be so proactive as the little loli!

Li Mu was happy to be idle, watching Wei Ziqi and Dave interact!

Dave was surprised: "You know me?"

Damn it!

Spoiler!

The little loli patted her head lightly and looked at Li Mu awkwardly, her eyes were full of help. In the original plot, after tonight, the title of Kick-Ass spread throughout the city.

"Of course." Li Mu smiled and wiped Wei Ziqi's ass, "Dave, since you were beaten into the hospital last time for fighting for justice, we have been paying attention to you secretly. "

"Damn it! Paying attention secretly? "Dave's eyes widened. The first time he tried to be a hero, he was stabbed into the hospital by two hooligans. In the end, he was labeled a gay. This has always been the deepest pain in Dave's heart.

Now that he was exposed in front of him, Dave suddenly felt so ashamed, as if his fantasy about the teacher was discovered. He was extremely embarrassed and at a loss. He didn't know how to deal with it!

"Don't feel ashamed, Dave. Most people can't do what you do." Li Mu smiled and shook his head. His full beard made him look like a wise man. "Dave, you are kind, upright, brave, and have all the potential to become a superhero. So, we have been secretly observing you, hoping that you can join our team and become a real superhero!"

The inflammatory language full of Chuunibyou instantly touched Dave, making him feel that he had been recognized by the strong. The previous embarrassment was thrown away in an instant. He kissed with expectation: "Then did I pass the inspection?"

"Of course. "Li Mu shrugged and smiled, "Otherwise, why do you think our undefeated heroine would save you?"

Next to her.

The little girl looked at Li Mu with eyes that seemed to melt. It was amazing. Just a few simple words fooled the stupid Dave!