The muffins were cooling. I knew that it was unfair of me to just let Mordred eat the first batch in front of Mortimer, but the thing was…
Morty had picked his side. As most younger children do, he picked his father.
There are many things which I could forgive. But traitors behind enemy lines were not one of them.
"Morty," Mordred began, as he began to fill in the baking tin with the batter. "Where have you been, brother?"
Oh, this was going to be a face slapping between brothers! I needed to see this. And Nate needed to see that there were lines in the sand!
"You're horrible," he whispered in my ear, licking it. I shuddered.
"Where is Aron?" He needed to know that his lie was exposed!
"There was no Aron," but apparently, he refused to sit idle and just let me have what I wanted: my soulmate.
"There so is! He made SOS out of spaghetti just two hours ago!" I decided to omit the statuette. After all, that was weird.