time for payback papyrus

Sans wakes up on his bed and lazily stands up before realising something is different, he walks up to a mirror and analyse himself.

Sans: GUIDE.

Guide: what is it host?

Sans turns around and looks at the orb of light with a furious expression.

Sans: WHY AM I A HUMAN?

Guide: host please control yourself, I am here to explain.

Sans:I AM COMP-* takes a deep breath* now tell me why in the hell am I a human.

Guide:host has merged with a broken soul of one of the champions known as zephyr.

Zephyr was known as master of war and his memories and experience will help us in our journey.

Sans looks at guide with a angry expression and wanted to refute but guide's words contain perfect logic in every common sense. Sans looks at himself again in the mirror, a 20 something male human with a blue hoodie, a pair of slippers,white shirt and black shorts coming to his knees stands in a mirror, his skin tone very light and complexion pale as if underfed.

Sans: this is a human? no this looks more like a starving men who haven't eaten in days.

Guide: through the host's human body is created through magic, it still requires nutrition and food.

Sans: tell me how to change back NOW!

Guide:host just needs to think about becoming a skeleton from a human.

The next second the human skin turned into blue light and tunneled into his ribcage, a familiar figure appears in the mirror, sans just taller.

Sans: man I am taller than papyrus now*a mischievous grin on his face* it's time to get payback in full.

Sans unlocks the door and starts walking towards the living room and roars

Sans:PAPYRUS.

Papyrus leaves the kitchen.

Papyrus: do you have to be so loud you lazy dwarf. Look at 'I' the great papyrus and learn some man-

Papyrus realises after a few seconds that sans seems a little different.

Sans- dwarf eh?*puts his hand on papyrus's shoulder* should I tell you who is the dwarf here?

Before papyrus could react, sans grabs him and performs a duplex, planting him upside down like a bamboo in the middle of living room. Papyrus pulls himself out and looks at sans with a expression of disbelief.

Papyrus: H-h-how?

Papyrus pulls out a small orb and taps on it at different places, a tring sound repeats before a tomboy voice comes with a annoyed tone.

Voice: Hello who is there?

Papyrus: undyne we have a problem.

Undyne: a problem? What happen? Did sans burn the house again?

Papyrus: no he grew taller and alot.

Undyne: did you get blessed by someone recently? Stop talking nonsense.

Papyrus: believe me I need help here! Hello,HELLO!

Undyne cuts the call before papyrus could answer. Sans looks at papyrus with a crazy expression on his face.

Sans: all those years of being called a dwarf, it's time for payback papyrus.*tilts his head sideways*I am gonna make sure you would want to rip apart those non existent ears after I am done with my joke session.

Papyrus tries to run out of the house only for sans to grab his leg and drag him back to the living room as he screams in defiance.

A few hours later, sans comes out of the house and stares at the afternoon sun and screams in his mind.

Sans: worth it... EVERY FRAGMENT OF THAT PAIN WAS SO DAMN WORTH IT!