JakkuSen

Hazekaya Hazuki was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG!

Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs.

From dodging unwanted "affections", to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called "friends," and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he thought, his life in this new world is anything but the overpowered adventure he dreamed of. Instead of becoming a hero, he’s stuck as a low-wage wall repairman, constantly broke, and now the locals call him "Shitman."

With zero cheat skills, no legendary weapons, and a severe lack of dignity, Hazuki is left wondering—"Will i survive a world like this?"

ISEKAI? More like I See Crap!

Hazuki dragged his feet across the scorching desert sand, sweat dripping from his forehead. His boots sunk a little deeper with each step. His shirt stuck to his back, and the heat shimmer made it feel like the sun had dipped down just to roast him personally.

Ridan, floating beside him, had his tiny tongue sticking out like a dog. "I'm melting, man…"

"You said this was a shortcut!!" Hazuki snapped, glaring sideways with dry, narrowed eyes.

"Hah!? You're the one who looked left and said, 'Let's try that way.' I said RIGHT! RIGHT, you dumb bat!" Ridan hissed back, lazily flapping upside down.

"Ughhh!! And now the only drink I have is booze! Freakin' great!" Hazuki cursed, pulling out a nearly-empty flask and giving it a hopeless shake.

"Then use your elemental control, genius! Pull some water from the sword!"

"That's the last resort! That water from the sword tastes weird!"

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