JakkuSen

Hazekaya Hazuki was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG!

Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs.

From dodging unwanted "affections", to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called "friends," and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he thought, his life in this new world is anything but the overpowered adventure he dreamed of. Instead of becoming a hero, he’s stuck as a low-wage wall repairman, constantly broke, and now the locals call him "Shitman."

With zero cheat skills, no legendary weapons, and a severe lack of dignity, Hazuki is left wondering—"Will i survive a world like this?"

ISEKAI? More like I See Crap!

Hazuki sat cross-legged on a flat rock, the roasted desert lizard skewered on a stick as he took another big bite.

"I didn't know desert lizard was this good, Ridan!!" he said with his mouth half full.

Floating nearby, Ridan reclined midair like a lazy cloud, smug as always. "See? I told you the meat is good! Juicy, chewy, and slightly spicy."

Hazuki grinned, grease on his lips and satisfaction in his eyes. "Man, lucky when I woke up and saw that lizard creeping near the fire... I slashed it before it even blinked!"

"Heh. That lizard was trying to eat you, Hazuki," Ridan snorted.

Hazuki puffed his chest with mock pride. "Well… now I eat him first!"

He raised the half-eaten skewer like a trophy.

"You're not gonna eat? You can touch and eat the food I touch or cook, right?"

Ridan floated lazily closer, arms behind his head. "How can I eat if you keep devouring everything without letting me?"

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