JakkuSen

Hazekaya Hazuki was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG!

Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs.

From dodging unwanted "affections", to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called "friends," and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he thought, his life in this new world is anything but the overpowered adventure he dreamed of. Instead of becoming a hero, he’s stuck as a low-wage wall repairman, constantly broke, and now the locals call him "Shitman."

With zero cheat skills, no legendary weapons, and a severe lack of dignity, Hazuki is left wondering—"Will i survive a world like this?"

ISEKAI? More like I See Crap!

Hazuki let out a long exhale, the fire from the sword crackling beside him. The desert wind rolled gently, making the sand hiss quietly in the dark.

"…Still," Hazuki muttered, eyes fixed on the stars, "it'd be nice if we weren't wandering all the time. I wouldn't mind settling somewhere quiet. Just for a while."

Ridan blinked, voice a little less playful. "That doesn't sound like you."

"Yeah, yeah," Hazuki waved it off, "just talking to the stars. Don't mind me."

Ridan floated up again and glanced at the horizon. "You know… if you really wanted to settle down, you'd need more than meat and water."

Hazuki choked slightly on the last bite of lizard meat he was chewing. "W-what the hell does she have to do with that!?"

"What? You like kids, right?" Ridan teased, smirking.

"I love her adult version! Not the kid one!"

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