Chapter 9: Group Chat x Quests

"Wow, Alien X... Why didn't you wake me up, dude? A power nap was going to be 30 minutes, not an hour." I said while I shook my head in disappointment at him being lazy.

'Might as well check on the chat to see if I missed anything.' I thought while reaching for the phone before it just appeared in my hand.

"Neat." I said before looking down at the phone.

>[Chat]<

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: I'm back so what are you guys doing anyway?

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: @(Gold Blood Cultivator) Look another cultivator is here!

[Gold Blood Cultivator]: Demonic, Orthodox, or unorthodox? @(Orange Moons & Golden Seas)

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: Power is power, why should the heavens limit my path to eventual greatness all due to a so-called label?

[Gold Blood Cultivator]: Correct, glad to see you're, not a shameless self-righteous orthodox cultivator. Those people are often as demonic as the (monsters) they slay to those whose sin is only being weaker than them.

[Orange Moons & Golden Sea]: Right or wrong, Good and evil are merely two sides of the same coin. If I were to kill an innocent baby that would one day kill me and my family brutally for no reason, am I good or am I evil?

[Gold Blood Cultivator]: You are yourself, why would you even think twice about killing another for your safety and especially the safety of your family?

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: Guess my parents were right about that concept as well it seems.

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: Thanks for the help Gold.

[Gold Blood Cultivator]: I'm just glad to see another like-minded person in this mysterious artifact.

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: PAY UP BITCH @(Rabbit Ghoul) I told you the Orange Moon guy was a cultivator.

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: Scumbag, I'm not a cultivator, I just read tons of cultivation novels ever since my Dad showed me the great way of the DAO.

[Gold Blood Cultivator]: And here I was thinking, I found another cultivator among the heavens who also shared a similar artifact.

[Gold Blood Cultivator]: Orange moon, would you become my sworn brother?

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: I would be honored to senior brother.

[Gold Blood Cultivator]: @(Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality) Looks like I got myself a new junior brother.

[Rabbit Ghoul]: @(Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality) You lost, now stop holding out on our bet. :D

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: Fine I'll accept it.

[Stsyem Contract]: (Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality) now owes (Rabbit Ghoul) 30,000 System Coins, Payment will be auto-taken the moment the debtor gets any system coins. Payments will stop once the user pays off their debt.

[Rabbit Ghoul]: Easiest Coins I made in a while. :3

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: Quit rubbing it in bitch...

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: Did you have to spend 1k coins on that system-offered contract just to make sure I pay you back?

[Rabbit Ghoul]: Keep talking Scumbag, just read your name and ask yourself again why would anyone distrust me. XD

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: I TOLD YOU IT WAS MY ONLY OPTION!

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: All the options were terrible, this nickname was the least bad out of the bunch.

[Rabbit Ghoul]: Keep coping loser. Oh ya, wanna make another bet on who our next member will be? (O-o)

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: Play with someone else you freak...

[Rabbit Ghoul]: K loser >:(

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: @(Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality) So the system also fucked you up with its choices?

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: FINALLY!

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: Someone else understands my pain, dude you just don't understand how cancer that system was being towards me.

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: I get ya, bro, the system gave me too many bad choices.

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: An example?

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: Sure.

I was about to type high human femboy before I realized I was being a bit too truthful about the facts...

I tried to go with another one that was true but also cringe.

I paused once again to realize these nicknames were a prophecy of some kind in some cases.

I'll just make one up that's kind of true.

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: Heaven's Axe, it was cringe along with the others, so this led me to pick this nickname.

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: Dude…

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: Quit joking around man, that nickname is pretty good when you compare them to mine.

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: If that nickname was bad, I might as well be the god sitting among you peasants.

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: Ya man, my nicknames kind of just went like that.

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: The system may have given me a bad start, but I'm glad to be here.

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: I'm blessed to receive the system, I'm loving every second here, bro.

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: Don't call me bro you...

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: YOU MEAT RIDER!!! HOW DO YOU FEEL HOPPING THE SYSTEM'S MEAT BRO!

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: YOU DON'T KNOW ME BRO, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: The system might as well be a blessing to us Scumbag.

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: I can't hear you bro with ALL THAT SYSTEM MEAT IN YOUR MOUTH BRO!

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: FUCK OFF ASS WIPE!

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: The system doesn't know you little moon.

[Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality]: How does it feel to be on your knees little moon.

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: Who even asked bro?

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: You probably have an anime girl profile pic.

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: I bet you live in your Mommie's place as a jobless, school-less bum.

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: Chances are you own a bunch of anime figurines with a sexy body pillow.

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: I know for a fact you haven't even touched a girl's hand before that wasn't in your family.

[Rabbit Ghoul]: @(Orange Moons & Golden Seas) Stop! (O_O)

[Rabbit Ghoul]: He's already dead, Orange Moon... XD

[Rabbit Ghoul]: In the online list you can see he left only a few minutes ago after you roasted the loser alive. \(>o<)/

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: Useless NEET.

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: The dude raged quit cuz he knew I was spitting facts.

[Gold Blood Cultivator]: I didn't comprehend the insults you were saying, but you clearly killed Scumbag with your power.

[Gold Blood Cultivator]: Junior brother, keep up the good work.

[Island Devil]: I take it that Scumbag and Orange Moon are now friends?

[Orange Moons & Golden Seas]: Scumbag is chill, I just hope his ass isn't still on fire after my roasts.

I took a break after winning my first battle in the group chat to check out the quests I kept ignoring up till that moment.

From what (Island Devil) and (Rabbit Ghoul) had been talking about in chat before I came here these coins seem important for certain things. They kept being vague in whatever they were talking about...

>[Quests]<

[Quest List]

1: [Quest: Take Back What's Yours.]: Find God(Chuck) and take back the gift he stole before the user was born.

[Quest rewards: 30 Supreme Gacha Tickets, 100 Trillion Dimensional Group Chat System Points, Gift from the System Algorithm.]

2: [Quest: Insertion Event Part One]: Investigate The anomalies behind the chaotic nature of the user's world.

[Quest Rewards]: 1 Supreme Gacha Ticket.

3: [Quest: Slay The Black Dragon Of Apocalypse]: The system will reward the user's quest to slay this dragon.

[Quest Rewards]: 1 Legendary Gacha Ticket, 950 billion Dimensional Group Chat System Points, A random ability from the corpse becomes yours after its defeat.

4: [Quest: Teacher]: Investigate the true nature of the user's teacher/friend.

[Quest Rewards]: 3 Legendary Gacha Tickets, True Philosopher Stone(FMA), Custom Stand(JBA).

5: [Quest: Velma's Secret]: What happened at Crystal Cove? How did the Mystery gang change after one adventure?

[Quest Rewards]: 1 Epic Gacha Tickets, Amon's sword(Magi), Hints about the Insertion Event questline.

6: [Quest: Man In The Mirror]: Who & What is the man the user talked to in the mirror? They claim to be an alternate version of the user in the mirror, but is this true?

[Quest Rewards]: 10 Epic Gacha Tickets, Shadow Realm Gate.

7: [Quest: Seek Out Audrey Hall Part One]: Help out a future friend. And explore the untold past from another perspective.

[Quest Rewards]: 5 Epic Gacha Tickets, Gain A True Name From Custom Made Demon King.

8: [Quest: Reinhard Van Astrea]: Try to find out where the hero has gone off to.

[Quest Rewards]: 1 Legendary Gacha Ticket, A Divine Protection from Od Lagna.

9: [Quest: Error Is Watching Part One]: Don't... Die!!!

[Quest Rewards]: 2 Legendary Gacha Ticket, Truth detection.

10: [Quest: Infinity]: December 7, 1989, The sky gained two blue moons for a single day with giant infinity marks on the middle of each moon. Investigate what happened and who is behind the rise of curse spirits across the world.

[Quest Rewards]: 1 Legendary Gacha Ticket, Fixed cursed technique.

[(<--)(-->)]: The user has 25 pages of quests.