Acrobatic Silky

Kenji had intended to go back to class as lunch had already ended, but the group chat finally getting updated changed his mind.

So without wasting anymore time, he skipped class to check things out. He clicked the app as it blinded him once again, but this time it was bearable.

[DCG 2.0 Update - World-Travel]

[New Features:

- World-Travel

-Missions

-GACHA

-Inventory]

The update was pretty interesting, what caught Kenji's eyes were world travel, he thought it was already implemented to the chat group, but it seems it wasn't.

It seems his Bruzza was being lazy, but he added it later on so he didn't mind it.

"Gacha..." Kenji started hyperventilating as he read the new feature, it's font in deep red as it was also in bold. Kenji stared at the word as his hands started itching.

Kenji had every bad trait of a modern man, He was chronically online, he was lazy, he had no bitches, and the worst of them all. A GACHA ADDICT, so that word ignited his instincts, it's been almost a month since he last rolled for a Gacha, it was a miracle he hadn't already tried it out.

"Calm down Kenji, I know it's beckoning you, I know you want to do it. But you gotta calm down.." Kenji tried to calm down the rising urgency of wanting to roll the Gacha.

He clicked off the update notice as he just went straight to the chat group, lest his instincts get the better of him and he wasted money trying to get anime girl PNG's again.

[Doom Scroller (Admin): Welcome back everyone, how's everything going on your end?] He started the conversation.

[BoneDaddy: At first, I was confused why my nickname was "BoneDaddy", now I understand.]

[Water Is Good: Did you become a skeleton or something?]

[BoneDaddy: Yes.]

[ZombieRegressor: How does it feel?]

[BoneDaddy: Shouldn't you know? Your name is literally zombie.]

[ZombieRegressor: I got it by special circumstances, not because I'm a zombie, or a skeleton.]

[Elf Hag: Are you guys demons?]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): Calm down Racist Elf, there are no demons here. Put down your Zoltraak.]

[Elf Hag: You know Zoltraak? Are you also from my world?]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): No, I just know stuff.]

[Water Is Good: He's a fanfiction protagonist of course he knows. You're probably overpowered as well, you cheater.]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): Skill Issue big bruh, just get better.]

[Water Is Good: Fuck you.]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): Frieren, the guy above me is called the [Demon King of Taxation].]

[Water is Good: What????]

[Elf Hag: OK 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): How does a fucking gremoire have an emoji feature??]

[NotABadSlime: Hi.]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): Ah yes, Rimuru, you finally grace us with your presence.]

[NotABadSlime: So it really is a Chat Group huh.. Never thought I'd be experiencing this after I just reincarnated as a slime.]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): Now that I think about it, this GC has most of its members as reincarnators, with one being a Regressor too.]

[Elf Hag: GC?]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): It's an abbreviation for Group Chat, don't worry about it grandma.]

[Elf Hag: Oh I see. Also I'm not your grandmother.]

[CoolGirlWithACap: This is conversation is so silly.]

[Water Is Good: I agree.]

[Notice: The group chat's First Mission is about to be announced. Please prepare.]

[Water Is Good: That's what I'm talking about, this is what a DCG really is!]

[CoolGirlWithACap: What's a dimensional chat group anyway?]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): Long story, short, it's a thing that lets you go to different worlds and universes.]

[CoolGirlWithACap: So I'll be able to go to the outside world?]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): More or less, yeah.]

[First Mission: The Dark-Tainted Tyrant]

[Rating: S+]

[Description: The Dark-Tainted Tyrant, once the righteous [King Of Knights] has been corrupted by the malice of humanity, relieve her of her pain and put her to rest.]

[Goal: Defeat Saber (Alternative)]

[Reward: Gacha Ticket x20, Random OP Skill, Tutorial Completion Bundle, Chat Group Invitation.]

[The Mission starts in 24 Hours, please be thoroughly prepared. All Chat Group members can Join this mission.]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): Holy shit, it's the first mission and we're already up against a troublesome opponent.]

[Water Is Good: Is this "Saber" girl powerful?]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): Massively powerful. The best way to describe her would be a walking nuke, she can send out sword beams that are as powerful nuclear bombs, and she can do it repeatedly.]

[Water Is Good: A walking nuke?! Surely her moves have a downside to it right?? Like, large mana consumption or something?]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): She has infinite mana.]

[Water Is Good: I'm out.]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): You sure? Look at the rewards. A random OP skill, it might give you something even more powerful than that of Salter, and a Bundle, if you read DCG stories then you know just how broken these things are gonna be.]

[Water Is Good: But y'know.. a walking nuke..]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): I'm one myself what's the problem?]

[Water Is Good: Right! I almost forgot you were a cheating fanfiction protagonist. But will you be alright?]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): If she starts blasting me with her beams then it might give me a little trouble.]

[CoolGirlWithACap: But would you lose?]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): Nah I'd Win.]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): What about you guys? You down to get carried by me?]

[BoneDaddy: Never gonna pass up on an opportunity to get a free bus ride.]

[ZombieRegressor: Indeed.]

[Elf Hag: Is the opponent a demon?]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): Yes a big bad demon.]

[Elf Hag: I'll join.]

[NotABadSlime: I'm kinda nervous, but alright. I'll also join this ride.]

[Doom Scroller: And you, Cappie?]

[CoolGirlWithACap: Is that a term of endearment?~ Moving fast aren't we? But OK! I'll bite!]

[Doom Scroller (Admin): Not really, but ok. Anyways it seems we've all agreed to do the mission, see you guys there.]

Kenji turned off his phone as he sensed Momo and Okarun and three other people a ways from school.

He also sensed the powerful cursed energy emenating from what he could guess was Acrobatic Slinky, he started stretching as he cracked the bones of his back, giving him relief.

"Time to flex." With a single dash, he covered a distance of a hundred meters, quickly reaching the warehouse they were in.

He arrived just in time for him to observe Acrobatic Silky swallowing Okarun, with his upper already in her jaws and his lower half dangling in the air.

He saw Momo using her psychic powers in the form of Teal colored hands trying to recover Okarun from Acrobatic Silky's jaws but to no avail as she was sent flying by the force of Acrobatic Silky's kick.

Acrobatic Silky finished swallowing Okarun as she started a conversations with Aira, driven by her delusion of Aira being her daughter she told Aira to call her "Mommy", as she did when they first saw each other.

"Hey, you old hag! Give back Okarun!" Momo recovered from being sent flying through a wall, her endurance was impressive, being to tank blows that would have made normal humans explode from how strong the attack were.

"Besides, what's your deal?! Attacking the living is against the rules!" She said as Acrobatic Silky snapped her head towards her.

"Shut up! We're just enjoying an emotional family reunion. Don't ruin this!" She tried to reasoned out.

"Ayase Momo, what is this thing?! Is this the kind of demon you fight?!" Aira asked, bewildered at the current situation.

"Wanna cooperate to beat it?!" Aira proposed, believing that the combined powers of both her beautiful self, and the Demon Ayase Momo they would beat this other demon.

"What're you talking about?!" Momo yelled at her for her ridiculous thought process.

"Good grief, at this rate we'll be this Yokai's side dish." Turbo Granny's voice suddenly sounded out as she crawled out of some rubble with a phone on hand.

"That's Acrobatic Silky. She wears a red one-piece, has silky hair and can move acrobatically, as the name suggests." She said as she scrolled through the information about the Yokai.

"Hey, isn't that miko's phone? Did you really steal that just to search the net?!"

"Also aren't you also a Yokai? Why don't you know anything about your own kind?!" Momo asked, and it was a valid question.

"Why do I need to pay attention to low-level plebs? These scrubs don't deserve my precious time." She said, her tone filled with nonchalance.

"Urrrghh!! Let go of me!" Aira struggled as Acrobatic Silky's hair held her tight.

"I'm the Chosen one... Because I'm beautiful! So I have to... Beat monsters like you!" She glared at the towering Yokai, her voice filled with confidence.

"What... Did you just.... Say..?" Acrobatic Silky's aura suddenly became menacing.

"I gotta beat monsters like you to make the world a peaceful pl-" Her words were interrupted as Acrobatic Silky swallowed her whole.

She stood unsettlingly still, before breaking into tears and looking at Momo.

"It's your fault! My Aira has never called me a monster before! She was never like this, It's all your fault!!!" She started shouting as her silky hair shot out, and grabbed hold of Momo.

Flinging her around the place like Hulk did to Loki.

As she finished her crash out, leaving Momo as a battered mess she brought her closer to her face.

"What a hopeless girl you are, usually only Aira gets to call me this but since you're so insolent I'll also allow you to call me this."

"Call me Mommy, and then I'll forgive you." She cupped her ear, trying to hear if Momo's trying to say something.

"Say it! I can't hear you!~ Say it with me! M-o-m-m-y!" Seeing that Momo wasn't budging she turned to face her.

"Say it you brat!" Her patience was running low.

And then she Momo opened her mouth, Acrobatic Silky thought she finally relented, she was finally going to call her Mommy.

"M..." Momo struggled to speak a word.

"Yes?~~~" Acrobatic Silky felt smug.

"M-moron..." Momo clapped back, Acrobatic Silky stood silent for a few moments before opening her mouth.

But before she could swallow Momo, a voice radiating with power and sigma energy called out.

"Greetings, Ms. Fine Shyt, would you be interested in a fine young man like me calling you mommy?" Kenji Joule presented himself in all his glory as a handsome smile painted his face.

"What?" Acrobatic Silky stared confused at the appearance of the red-haired man.

"No?" Kenji said, almost bewildered to be rejected.

"You have hurt my feelings, Ms. Fine Shyt, I'm afraid you need to compensatee for this emotional damage." Kenji opened up a single button from his uniform as he pulled at his tie.

"I'm gonna be taking back custody for the children."

———[Chapter End]———

A/N: 8TH CHAPTER RAAAAHHHHHHHHH IM ON FIRE!!!!!!!

Anyway, sorry I was gone for like 2 days, I was playing Nier Automata and just finished it yesterday after weeks of playing. This game is absolute cinema broskies, I tell you. It's got one of my favorite soundtracks by far and after getting Ending E, it just cemented itself as one of the peakest games in existence.

If any of y'all encounter a save file called Kaisel in the future, then that's me. You got this bruzzah, don't quit now.

Also, The inspiration I took for the first mission for the gang is when I was playing Anime Vanguards earlier, I finally got both Saber Alter and Dark Sakura so I'm chilling, gonna wait for the new update.

Anyways, see you guys on the next peak chapter.