Naruto:Ranking to the Top

Waking up in Konoha as a five-year-old civilian? Terrible.



Waking up without chakra, a clan, or plot armor? Nightmare.



But I have a power—one that doesn’t give me strength, skills, or fancy bloodlines. No, it simply sorts reality based on whatever criteria I choose.



“Who in Konoha is most likely to kill me?”



“What’s the easiest way to get stupidly strong without attracting attention?”



“Which Jonin is the most gullible and easiest to manipulate?”





Armed with cold hard facts, I don’t need talent. I don’t need destiny. I just need to ask the right questions.



Unfortunately, knowing the truth doesn’t always mean I can do anything about it.



With a retired genjutsu master to bribe, a shadowy warhawk watching my every move, and a village full of psychotic superhumans, I have only one goal:



Stay alive. Get strong. And never—ever—end up on Danzo’s recruitment list.