Chapter 12: The Search for Loli Legends
Record of Ragnarok: Sasaki Kojiro's Rebirth in the Fate Universe
Chapter 12: The Search for Loli Legends
The massive sky screen in the Record of Ragnarok world once again came to life, capturing the attention of both gods and humans alike.
By now, they had given up trying to predict Kojiro's next move. Every time they thought they had seen the peak of absurdity, the legendary swordsman managed to surpass it.
"What's he doing now?" Thor muttered, crossing his arms.
"Knowing him, something ridiculous," Hermes said, amused.
Jack the Ripper (Record of Ragnarok version) was still recovering from the last shock, glaring at the screen with an unreadable expression.
King Arthur, already emotionally exhausted, sighed. "I refuse to be surprised anymore."
The screen flickered, revealing Sasaki Kojiro lounging in his lavish Fate-world residence.
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Inside Kojiro's Fate-World Mansion
Kojiro sat comfortably on an elegant chair, a cup of tea in one hand and his system interface floating before him.
On his lap, Jack the Ripper (Fate version) was curled up, resting her head against his chest.
By his side, Artoria Pendragon (Swimsuit Version) sat, her gorgeous blue bikini shimmering under the room's soft light.
She sipped her drink, watching the screen Kojiro had pulled up.
"So, what are we looking at today?" Artoria asked, twirling a strand of hair.
Kojiro chuckled. "Well, I was curious about something."
Jack tilted her head. "Curious about what, Daddy?"
The Record of Ragnarok world exploded once again at that word.
"SHE CALLED HIM DADDY AGAIN!"
"KOJIRO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JACK?!"
"THIS MAN CANNOT BE STOPPED!"
Kojiro, oblivious to the chaos he was causing, tapped on his system's interface.
A new search window popped up.
[System Search: How many historical figures from my past life have been gender-swapped into loli girls in the Fate universe?]
The Record of Ragnarok world went silent.
"...What?"
King Arthur slammed his head into a table. "No. No, no, no."
Jack the Ripper (Record of Ragnarok version) twitched. "I hate that world."
The system began loading…
Seconds later, a list appeared.
The numbers stunned even Kojiro.
[Search Results: Gender-Swapped Loli Versions of Historical Figures in the Fate Universe]
Total Results: 83
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A Legendary Revelation
The Record of Ragnarok world erupted into chaos.
"EIGHTY-THREE?!"
"HOW?! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!"
Even Kojiro blinked in mild surprise. "That's… a lot more than I expected."
Artoria looked at the list and sighed. "Of course, Fate would do this."
Jack pouted. "I'm the only loli you need, Daddy."
Kojiro chuckled, patting her head. "Of course, of course."
The list of historical figures who had been turned into lolis scrolled down the screen.
Examples from the List:
Napoleon Bonaparte (Loli Version)
Nikola Tesla (Loli Version)
Oda Nobunaga (Loli Version)
Vlad the Impaler (Loli Version)
Genghis Khan (Loli Version)
The Record of Ragnarok world froze in horror.
"VLAD THE IMPALER… AS A LOLI?!"
"GENGHIS KHAN?! NO! NO, NO, NO!"
Zeus was on the floor laughing. "THIS IS TOO GOOD! AHAHAHAHA!"
Hades, who had been calmly watching until now, finally spoke. "…I'm afraid to ask if I'm on that list."
Kojiro scrolled further, his eyes widening. "Oh? There's another page?"
The Record of Ragnarok world lost their minds.
King Arthur groaned. "Of course there is."
Artoria leaned closer. "Who else is there?"
Kojiro clicked to the next page.
More shocking names appeared.
Sun Tzu (Loli Version)
Leonardo da Vinci (Loli Version)
Julius Caesar (Loli Version)
The Record of Ragnarok audience collapsed.
"WHY?!"
"JULIUS CAESAR AS A LOLI?! WHY DOES THIS EXIST?!"
Kojiro couldn't stop laughing. "This is fascinating."
Artoria massaged her temples. "No, it's insanity."
Jack hugged Kojiro's chest. "I still win because I'm the best loli."
Kojiro smiled, patting her head. "Yes, yes, you're special."
The screen **slowly faded, leaving