Record of Ragnarok: Sasaki Kojiro's Rebirth in the Fate Universe
Chapter 13: The Loli Conundrum
The massive sky screen in the Record of Ragnarok world once again came to life, continuing Sasaki Kojiro's absurd adventure in the Fate universe.
By now, everyone had accepted that Kojiro was on a quest beyond their comprehension. The only thing left to do was watch in a mix of horror, amusement, and disbelief.
Jack the Ripper (Record of Ragnarok version) was pale, his expression unreadable.
King Arthur, now fully resigned to his fate, sat with his face buried in his hands.
Hercules sighed. "I should have known Fate would do this."
Zeus, as usual, was grinning. "What crazy thing is he up to now?"
The screen flickered to life once more, showing Sasaki Kojiro sitting comfortably in his Fate-world mansion.
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Inside Kojiro's Fate-World Mansion
Kojiro sat in a luxurious chair, sipping tea, while his system interface floated before him.
Jack the Ripper (Fate version) was sitting on his lap, hugging him.
By his side, Artoria Pendragon (Swimsuit Version) leaned in close, looking at the screen.
Kojiro chuckled. "I must say, I did not expect there to be so many gender-swapped lolis."
Jack smirked. "Told you, Daddy. Fate does weird things."
The Record of Ragnarok audience exploded once again.
"SHE CALLED HIM DADDY AGAIN?!"
"SOMEONE STOP THIS MADNESS!"
Zeus was wheezing. "I LOVE THIS!"
King Arthur muttered. "At this point, I expect anything."
Kojiro, ignoring the chaos, continued scrolling through the list.
"Let's see… Oh? There's even more?"
Jack tilted her head. "Who else got turned into a loli?"
Kojiro clicked to the next page, and new names appeared.
More Gender-Swapped Lolis:
George Washington (Loli Version)
Attila the Hun (Loli Version)
Cleopatra (Loli Version… again?!)
The Record of Ragnarok world lost their minds.
"GEORGE WASHINGTON?!"
"ATTILA THE HUN?! THIS CAN'T BE REAL!"
"WHY DOES CLEOPATRA HAVE ANOTHER LOLI FORM?!"
Even Thor, usually silent, let out a tired sigh. "Humanity is strange."
Kojiro laughed. "I never thought history would be rewritten like this."
Jack smirked, wrapping her arms around him. "Are you going to collect all the loli versions, Daddy?"
The Record of Ragnarok world descended into chaos once more.
"COLLECT?! LIKE A LOLI POKÉMON TRAINER?!"
Kojiro chuckled, patting Jack's head. "No, no, I was just curious."
Artoria shook her head. "Kojiro, you are playing with dangerous forces."
Jack pouted. "I'm still the best one, though."
Kojiro smiled. "Of course, of course."
The sky screen slowly faded, leaving the Record of Ragnarok world in pure shock and disbelief.
King Arthur let out a long sigh. "It never ends."
Zeus was still laughing. "I hope it never does!"
And so, Sasaki Kojiro's ridiculous journey continued.
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TO BE CONTINUED…