Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

"Master, I am dissatisfied!" At this moment, Taiyi suddenly stood up and looked toward Hong Jun, "Considering Jieyin and Zhunti are not from the East, it is indeed biased to grant them the foundation of the Great Dao just because they are disciples of the master. It lacks fairness!"


Although Taiyi's words were reasonable, they offended Jieyin and Zhunti. Jieyin, wholly devoted to pursuing the Great Dao, perhaps might not take it to heart. However, Zhunti, a true hypocrite, would surely hold a grudge for these words.


Sure enough! Upon hearing this, Jieyin's expression grew even more sorrowful, while Zhunti glared at Taiyi with a venomous look filled with deep resentment.


"Although these two were born in the cold lands of the West, they are destined to perform a great Merit in the future. They are Heavenly Determined Saints! No need to discuss further!" Hong Jun said, expressionless.


Taiyi glared hatefully at Zhunti for a moment, then had no choice but to step back.


Chapter 14 Hong Jun Three Lectures (Part 2)