Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

In Zixiao Palace, everything remains as it was a thousand years ago, with only a change of many new faces among its guests.


Hong Jun still sits loosely on the cushion, his eyes half-closed, seemingly unchanged forever.


"Master!" (Great Master, Ancestral Teacher)


A group of people bowed deeply in respect.


"You may dispense with the formalities!" Hong Jun lifted his right hand lightly, and an invisible force emanated from his hand. Its nature seemed gentle yet devoid of all worldly traces.


"The formless actions of a Saint stem from virtue, embodying both aspects. Only upon cutting the Three Corpses can one initially be called a Saint…"


"The Great Dao is vast and can be veered left or right. A single Yang gives rise to all things and rules them, and in reverting to this one can be called a Saint! The Dao of the Saint, where the Three Corpses may converge…"


Chapter 13 Hong Jun Three Lectures (Part 1)