Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

"How rich nature's spiritual energy is!" Zhunti's eyes gleamed with greed as he gazed at the Investiture of the Gods list floating in mid-air, proclaiming, "Hahaha! This object and I must be fated, it shall be ours to obtain!"  


Tongtian spoke up, "Fellow Daoist, your words are mistaken. This item clearly originated from our Eastern domain, how could it be fated for you?"  


"As East and West all fall under the Heavenly Dao, where does this notion of 'your Eastern object' come from?" Zhunti retorted with a light laugh.  


Li Qingming didn't believe that Tongtian could out-talk Zhunti. These bald monks were best known for their verbal tricks in later generations. Thus, he called out:  


"I see Mount Sumeru as very fated to me, why not let me uproot that mountain and bring it to my Ten Thousand Bamboo Island! I wonder what the venerable Master Uncles think of this?"  


Nuwa covered her mouth and chuckled softly, while Laozi and Primordial Venerable also smiled.  


Chapter 35: The Contest